Sort of looks like they were meant to look like that.So. I got some new jeans at the weekend. First new ones in about 3 years. After work last night I went for a quick pint because it was my coworkers birthday.
Well we went in this one Bar we had wanted to check out and it was full of oldish fuckers living the Motown dream. It was pretty cool.
There was some drunk guy that was falling about that was pretty funny
Then the cunt faceplanted into the table next to me sending the contents my way.
That's hot candle wax.
Or is it?
is your foot on the floor or is it dangling?