General Official TMMAC Over 40 Years Old Club- No one under 40 click on this thread

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Have any of you other Silverbacks noticed what a bunch of complete pussies the under 40 members are? And I don’t mean a few of them. I mean every single one of them. I swear to God. I’ve tried to be a father/mentor to a few of them, but I quickly became too disgusted by their attitudes to continue with the mentorship. Fuck these kids. Let’s start asserting our dominance.

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  3. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    I think the problem is that we are a generation of gentlemen, these kids... these kids are NOT gentleman. The don’t know what it means to be a gentleman, and they sure as heck don’t conduct themselves like gentleman. I had one of these kids tell me to go F myself! I nearly hit the roof.
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  4. jason73

    jason73 bastard from the north
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    Everyone under 40 is fuckin gay
     
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  5. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    I’m afraid you may be right. I see in the not too distant future an era where young nubile females roam from town to town looking for mature gentleman who know how to sling dick.
     
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  7. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    I'll be covering the region from LA to El Paso.
     
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    Can't wait to read about how great of a series MASH was
     
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  10. Rambo John J

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    Go eat a tide Pod kid

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  11. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    First of all. You’re not even supposed to be in here!!!
     
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  12. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    To add to this. I’m currently working on a script for an erotic/action film called “Dick Shortage 2030”. Think of it like Mad Max except instead of water, the most valuable commodity in the world is 50 year old dick.

    Caravans of nubile woman rampage through towns in search of mature penis. Literally dragging 50 year old men out of their Subarus and riding them in the middle of the intersection. 6 or 8 women at a time. It’s bananas. Traffic is at a standstill and people honk their horns but nothing will stop these cum drunk women until they’ve drained every drop of seed out of this handsome silver haired man who wrestled in high school.

    @Splinty@Splinty has offered me $50,000 in funding if I change the name to “TMMAC Presents- Dick Shortage 2030”. I’m seriously considering it.
     
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  13. Hong Kong Phooey

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  14. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I just turned 40 a month ago, so I’m in.

    Yeah these little kids don’t fucking listen, I’m in on dishing out some beatings.

    And.......I really like that chick
     
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  15. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I like her also
     
  16. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Yep
     
  17. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    @wrestling doesn't work@wrestling doesn't work stop giving me like ratings........they’re gay as fuck and I want us to work together so I’ll politely ask you to stop
     
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  18. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Welcome aboard. I think we’re going to see a real culture change here. Where people are afraid to post without first PMing it to a Silverback to have it approved.
     
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  19. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    I'm here for the free coffee and Werther's Originals
     
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  20. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Get out of the thread
     
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    $50k in real money, or BitCoin?
     
  22. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    I’m on parole or I would do it myself, but can someone take care of this kid? I’m close to triangulating his home address but I don’t have it yet. However I know that every Tuesday he goes to the Ft Lauderdale Dave and Busters with his step-mom for 1/2 price crab legs and unlimited fountain pop.
     
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  23. RussfromNH

    RussfromNH Get off my lawn!

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    Born in 1961

    Times they are a changin'

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  24. BirdWatcher

    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    I'm 39 this May. Thank fuck I'm not eligible for this club of limp cry babies. It's your generation that bred the millenials, you guys ruined everything.
     
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  25. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ll get someone on it
     
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