General Official TMMAC Over 40 Years Old Club- No one under 40 click on this thread

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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    I keep posting here bc this thread makes me feel better about myself
     
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  2. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Why wait?
     
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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    @BirdWatcher@BirdWatcher check out the old man Ontarian thinking he's American again
     
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  4. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    He’s at an ironic barber shop getting his moustache waxed before he goes and drinks a micro brew with his parkour buddies.
     
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  5. BirdWatcher

    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    I'm being patient with you because you're so old.

    Demographers William Straus and Neil Howe who are widely credited with coining the term, define millennials as born between 19822004


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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Post some more MagiCuts selfies goof.
     
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  7. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Agree to disagree?
     
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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Pour a cup of tea and have a moment with these classics.



     
  11. Lars

    Lars Staff Shouldn’t Change Signatures

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    Everything is going great for me now so I’m waiting for when life and myself both turn to shit.
     
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  12. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Thanks for reminding me. I’m overdue for a cut. Going to book one for tomorrow. Hope Barb is working she always does a top notch job!

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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Fix this right now.

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  14. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    i imagine that to be true of anything that, even momentarily, distracts you from who you are.
     
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  16. Megaterio Llamas

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    If they can't register to vote I'm not sure "immigrants" is the right word for them. That usually implies citizenship or at least legal status of some sort.

    Or it did back in my day anyway. :D
     
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  17. Lars

    Lars Staff Shouldn’t Change Signatures

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    So many old fogeys here. How do you guys even get up in the morning? I seriously would have killed myself if I were in your shoes.
     
  18. Yossarian

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    This is correct.
     
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  19. Yossarian

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    Cold showers.
     
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    very slowly
     
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  22. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    @BirdWatcher@BirdWatcher you're not a retard when it comes to technology.

    Accept who you are and join me and the rest of your millenial brothers.
     
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    They had a glazed boston cream filled with chocolate drizzle "Cro-nut" for a limited time and it was the best fucking dessert I've ever had. I lost count of how many I ate lol...
     
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    I blew out my knee when I was a kid and now It hurts when the weather changes. It makes me walk pretty slow some mornings.

    Not one beats Father Time.

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