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  1. Lars

    Lars Staff Shouldn’t Change Signatures

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    @Splinty@Splinty is 33 And one half years old
     
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    Unzip my elastic pants & suck my shriveled up cock, OP.
     
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    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    1978 checking in

    LOL at ‘micro generation’

    My generation, sadly, was the original ‘participaction ribbon’ batch of snowflakes. They are usually the helicoptered, second or third child of baby boomers/“greatest” parents, and a large chunk of them never got their shit together. The ones that went through academia took genx’s slactivism and threw Gasoline on it. These are the people that post memes and links about Trump all day, yet would be pressed to name their MLA/MPP/MP or even know the difference.

    In other words... how to make a @MC Gusto@MC Gusto
     
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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Hybrids usually adopt the better traits from two kinds resulting in a superior being. I'm no stranger to hard work and discipline but I can also use the latest technology without crying in frustration.
     
  7. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    You are just an old man who eats ass and listens to Carly Rae Jepson.
     
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  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    My doctor says I need to stay "active and engaged".
     
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  10. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Yes.
     
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    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    1985!?! I was already fighting in underground smokers by then. I was only 9 but there was a real market for child fighters with one shot knockout power in both hands back then.
     
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  12. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    1984 here.

    Hey millenial bros, rep your year!
     
  13. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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  14. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Give them time. Most of us aren't active online now because, unlike Generation Xers, we don't have 8 pm bedtimes
     
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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    Lol at making fun of ass eating.
     
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  16. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    It’s not “cool” stop pretending it is.
     
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    BirdWatcher Costco hotdogs make you a sloppy bitch
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    It's not about being cool, it's about making someone's day better. Stop being a selfish cunt.
     
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  18. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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    Ladies don’t like getting their ass eaten.

    These poor millennial women laying there face down as some tinder date eats her ass thinking he’s Don Juan.

    10 minutes of French kissing and fingering from side saddle. Then hop on top for two minutes of missionary. That is how you you make love to a lady. Treat her like you’re lying beside a babbling brook in an English meadow. Not like you’re a couple of gimps in a rubber room.

    Stop flipping your lady around, licking her butthole, reverse cowgirling her, and jackhammer fucking her. It’s not the god damned Cirque de Soleil. Your lady doesn’t like it she’s pretending to. Your millenial minds are so warped by porno that you think that’s what sex is. It’s not. It’s filth.
     
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    Sex Chicken Never Slap Hands and Don't Bump Fists

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  21. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    @Splinty@Splinty @BirdWatcher@BirdWatcher do you guys think you could put an age limit on this thread?

    Fuckin Gen Xers keep shitting it up. It won't be long until they start asking insanely stupid (to us) questions like "how do you time-stamp a YouTube video?" or "why are all my pictures sideways?"

    This thread is about playing PS4 and eating ass. Get these clowns the hell out of here.
     
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  22. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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    @MC Gusto@MC Gusto[/QUOTE]
    Lot of truth in your post.


    Participation badges
    Guilt trip over deteriorating environment (reduce, reuse, recycle)
    Parents crippling debt and poor, long term, financial security planning.
    Girl power.
    The Housing market.
    Safety first ie: guard the tards ie: below the waist ball tag.

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    If you think sucking and licking on a sewer pipe makes someones day better you need to re-evaluate your priorities.

    I remember when eating ass was called tossing your salad and can vividly recall the horror and disgust I felt when girls unexpectedly did it to me.

    It’s a waste hole that gives you pink eye. You want to theow a dick in there fine (though honestly, I have the same opinion of that too), eating shit is not something I’m into and I just can’t wrap my head around the fascination that kids these days have with it.
     
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    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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    Huh! You always struck me as a tearaway pants kinda guy.

    Color me shocked.
     
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    ShatsBassoon I'd rather guide my dad into my mom
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