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  1. Bozy

    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    I had that eyeball and this

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    ShatsBassoon You muh muh muh make me... happy.
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    jason73 bastard from the north
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    you also dont get up at 3 am for work sonny
     
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  7. jason73

    jason73 bastard from the north
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    they get the taste of asshole out of their mouth by chewing on these
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Proud Millenial

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    Any of you other millennials get annoyed with your gen x friends who INSIST on calling you for shit that can easily be handled via text?

    No lie, I've easily lost 4 or 5 gen x friends because I refuse to answer their phone calls to explain how to stream UFC events or other stupid shit like that.

    No regrets either
     
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    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    No lie. My 42 year old cousin called me last month to ask me what time the ufc PPV started. I hung up.
     
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  12. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    83 in the house.
     
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    This is something I also can attest to.

    My friends and family get pissed at me because I won’t answer their calls. I repeatedly tell them to text me and then I’ll get back to them when I have timebut they just don’t listen.

    I keep my ringer off because I hate my phone interrupting my family time and if I’m not answering it’s because I’m with my kids.

    I realize that your constant, furious masturbation problem and my family commitments are not the same thing. But, I definitely understand how answering the phone can be an issue for both of us, and how you feel that you need to get rid of friends and family that interfere with your activities.

    Here is a decision that, for utterly differing reasons, a young scamp under 40 and an old fuck who’s 41 can agree upon.
     
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    Fuðflogi Fights For Dogs
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    1984
     
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    Whenever I fire an old guy they cry. It’s disgraceful
     
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    Should send all them old ass motherfuckers to Australia with all the convicts and snakes. Get em out the way for society to expand
     
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    That's what England did. And we then went to on to create the civilization we know today
     
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    It’s true they spawned the four greatest nations of all time.
     
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    Yup

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    And 3 other shitholes
     
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    We taught you savages how to speak!
     
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    1983 here
     
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    And then you dropped the ball and let the Germans reduce you to a lap dog.

    Here, boy.
     
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  24. Maroon

    Maroon I will dog walk you

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    I've only got a couple more months left to be eligible for this thread, so I'm in!
     
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