Official UFC Licensed GSP vs Bisping prediction/shit talk thread.

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Sex Chicken

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Two fighters who have both rabid fans and rabid detractors. Let's get it on because we don't get along. Let's go on record with some predictions.
All shit talk must be done under the umbrella of respect for both men. In my case GSP is my favourite fighter of all time and Bisping is perhaps my least favourite fighter of all time. I don't care for the way he conducts himself, or the way he has been handled by the UFC. That said, obviously he is a supremely talented athlete and an excellent mixed martial artist. On the flip side, however you feel about GSP or his fighting style you have to admit he is one of, if not the most dominant champions of all time and a phenomenal fighter.
With that said, I can't wait to see GSP bloody up Bisping and run a clinic on him.

Forget ring rust. GSP is a perfectionist and a gym rat. I see him coming in looking better than ever. He hasn't been using his time off to party with top international DJs, he's been in the God damned gym because that's what a God damned champion does. Besides the "off night" he had against Hendricks I think he has improved with each fight and has always shown something new. He has fought much more dangerous strikers than Bisping (Diaz and Condit) and has looked comfortable giving up the reach advantage.
While Bisping has excellent take down defence I see the threat of GSP's takedowns sending Bisping back to jabbing and jogging. GSP catches him, stuns him, takes him down and elbows Bisping's head with the ferocity of a thousand angry Gods.

Prediciton- GSP Rd 2 KO





View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_GLj7phZQY
 
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Sex Chicken

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Cliffs please, sexual chicken, cliffs please
Cliffs;
GSP and I are both once in a lifetime athletes.
I've retired from competitive sports but GSP hasn't. He's fighting Michael Bisping and is going to knock him out in the 2nd Round.
 

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Cliffs;
GSP and I are both once in a lifetime athletes.
I've retired from competitive sports but GSP hasn't. He's fighting Michael Bisping and is going to knock him out in the 2nd Round.
GSP couldn't finish a glass of moose piss!

This will be brutal. Mike will annihilate him to the point even Bruce buffer will weep for him
 

Sex Chicken

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Bisping lands the "Manchester Miracle" on Rockhold and now all his fans act like he's Clubber Lang. Forgetting that before the Rockhold fight he was coming off getting knocked out by Silva and a split decision win over Thales Leites.
 

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Bisping lands the "Manchester Miracle" on Rockhold and now all his fans act like he's Clubber Lang. Forgetting that before the Rockhold fight he was coming off getting knocked out by Silva and a split decision win over Thales Leites.
GSP is coming off a loss to johnny Hendrix...
 

Sex Chicken

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Romero
Weidman
Souza
Rockhold
Mousasi
Whitaker
Silva
Brunson

All of these men beat Bisping. He is a champion not even top 8 in his weight class.

I would pick Sam Alvey to beat Bisping.
 

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Remember the damage after the jake shields fight? Remember the damage after the Hendrix fight?

Mike throws twice as much as them combined. This is gonna be a massacre
 

Sex Chicken

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Remember the damage after the jake shields fight? Remember the damage after the Hendrix fight?

Mike throws twice as much as them combined. This is gonna be a massacre
How does it feel to stumble through life being so wrong?
 

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One thing has changed since Georges last fought and that's USADA. Bisping gonna bingo.