Orlando cop caught kicking man repeatedly
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1. Don't take your wife to the club.
2. Don't get drunk after you've taken your wife to the club.
3. Don't get into a physical altercation with your wife while you're drunk after you've taken her to the club.
4. Don't get the police called on you while you're drunk and in a physical altercation with your wife after you've taken her to the club.
5. Don't resist arrest when the police are called on you while you're drunk and in a physical altercation with your wife after you've taken her to the club.
6. If you disregard this warning and successfully complete steps 1-5, Side effects can and usually will include, but are not limited to mild discomfort in the form of: lumps, bumps, bruises, lacerations, headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, bodily excretions, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, darkened stool, lycanthropy, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, loss of virginity, vampirism, fecal incontinence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, more vomiting, and mild rash.
2. Don't get drunk after you've taken your wife to the club.
3. Don't get into a physical altercation with your wife while you're drunk after you've taken her to the club.
4. Don't get the police called on you while you're drunk and in a physical altercation with your wife after you've taken her to the club.
5. Don't resist arrest when the police are called on you while you're drunk and in a physical altercation with your wife after you've taken her to the club.
6. If you disregard this warning and successfully complete steps 1-5, Side effects can and usually will include, but are not limited to mild discomfort in the form of: lumps, bumps, bruises, lacerations, headache, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, bodily excretions, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, darkened stool, lycanthropy, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, loss of virginity, vampirism, fecal incontinence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, more vomiting, and mild rash.
