General Owner of MASSIVE burger joint. AMA

[MondoIDIOT]

Hello.
I know you are all stoked to share the same forum as me. I don't blame you.

I am the owner and operator of the leading burger franchise is North America

A little about me

I owned a burger joint before . It was MONDO . Let me tell you

However I was using some 'illegal' steroids to BEEF up my beef and was thrown in jail for a year stint

No worries I have been out for almost 10 years now and once again DOMINATE the burger market.

My burgers are 10 times more beefy and juicer then the leading competitor


If you disagree I'll have you thrown in demented hills with the rest of the wackos


Now please ask me anything

And remember . Here on this forum I am both your mother and your father


Love always,

Kurt Bozwell

 

[ThatOneDude]

On an average day, how small is your meat?

 

[MondoIDIOT]

On an average day, how small is your meat?

Small?

Are you not aware of who I am ?

What is this amateur hour?

My meat is MONDO sized

I went to jail for it

I used HGH
I used STEROIDS

next time you @ me come correct



BOI

 

[ThatOneDude]

Small?

Are you not aware of who I am ?

What is this amateur hour?

My meat is MONDO sized

I went to jail for it

I used HGH
I used STEROIDS

next time you @ me come correct



BOI

Tiny meat.
Got it.

 

[Too swole to control]

Is this from a movie? I'm not googling it

 

[jason73]

holy fuck. every troll we get is shittier than the last one

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Hello.
I know you are all stoked to share the same forum as me. I don't blame you.

I am the owner and operator of the leading burger franchise is North America

A little about me

I owned a burger joint before . It was MONDO . Let me tell you

However I was using some 'illegal' steroids to BEEF up my beef and was thrown in jail for a year stint

No worries I have been out for almost 10 years now and once again DOMINATE the burger market.

My burgers are 10 times more beefy and juicer then the leading competitor


If you disagree I'll have you thrown in demented hills with the rest of the wackos


Now please ask me anything

And remember . Here on this forum I am both your mother and your father


Love always,

Kurt Bozwell

 

[Too swole to control]

Oh it's from good burger. Just saw your pic. You made an account for this? Jesus

 

[MondoIDIOT]

Oh it's from good burger. Just saw your pic. You made an account for this? Jesus

Well no . I made an account for the fapout section really . Just having a little fun with one of my favorite movies growing up. Cheers

 

[FINGERS]

What does semen taste like?

 

[MondoIDIOT]

What does semen taste like?

I cannot confirm nor deny that my burgers may have some extra 'protein' for extra beefy juiciness

I just can't

 

[MMAPlaywright]

What does semen taste like?

PM me.

 

[Zeph]

Hello.
I know you are all stoked to share the same forum as me. I don't blame you.

I am the owner and operator of the leading burger franchise is North America

A little about me

I owned a burger joint before . It was MONDO . Let me tell you

However I was using some 'illegal' steroids to BEEF up my beef and was thrown in jail for a year stint

No worries I have been out for almost 10 years now and once again DOMINATE the burger market.

My burgers are 10 times more beefy and juicer then the leading competitor


If you disagree I'll have you thrown in demented hills with the rest of the wackos


Now please ask me anything

And remember . Here on this forum I am both your mother and your father


Love always,

Kurt Bozwell

What is it with 'the grinder'?

 

[MondoIDIOT]

What is it with 'the grinder'?

That's real simple

You mess with Kurt


YOU GO IN THE GRINDER

 

[Zeph]

That's real simple

You mess with Kurt


YOU GO IN THE GRINDER

So your burgers are soylent green?

 

[FINGERS]

There’s definitely soy knocking around

 

[MondoIDIOT]

So your burgers are soylent green?

You are asking too many questions


Are you working for my competition across the street ?

Give yourself a strawberry Jacuzzi today ? Huh pal


DEMENTED HILLS FOR YOU

 

[MondoIDIOT]

There’s definitely soy knocking around

Dexter is it?


Dexter Reed?

You are working with @Zeph to foil my plans and send me to jail ?


DEMENTED HILLS WITH YOU

 

[MondoIDIOT]

Dexter is it?


Dexter Reed?

You are working with @Zeph to foil my plans and send me to jail ?


DEMENTED HILLS WITH YOU

 

[Zeph]

Now please ask me anything

You are asking too many questions

Which is it Mondoman? And are you a cannibal?

 

[MondoIDIOT]

Which is it Mondoman? And are you a cannibal?

For legal reason my lawyers asked me to refrain from any more questions

 

[Zeph]

For legal reason my lawyers asked me to refrain from any more questions

good thread, would read again

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[SongExotic2]

Listen OP if your gonna be making shit threads around here you need to look into joining the shit posting members guild. Our shit posters can offer all kinds of advice and assistance. Best thing is it's free!

 

[SongExotic2]

And it's shit!