Parenting: the Official TMMAC Thread

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  1. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    dad is Strong No.

    i've always been of the opinion that anyone dumb enough to want to join the military should be allowed to...

    but my advice was to take a veteran with you to talk to the recruiter. They won't have the balls to lie to your face in front of someone who's wise to the game.

    She wants to do medical, but I think her motives are more about getting out from under Mom's thumb ASAP.
     
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  2. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto And now I wanna be your dog

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    Lil man’s first trip to the Bahamas
     
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  3. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Dee Deserves Better

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    He looks like a young Stab Master Arson.
     
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  4. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Dee Deserves Better

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    This is a wild pony that no one has been able to break. Five toddlers have died trying. My daughter broke it in 5 minutes.

     
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  5. Thuglife13

    Thuglife13 Bang Bang Niner Gang

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    She's awesome and lol @ that big ass soccer ball
     
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  6. Frank Armitage

    Frank Armitage Obey, Consume, Conform, Submit.
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    ya that is a dangerous beast, tamed it easily
    + you talk as funny as you post
    looks like good times
     
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  7. Grateful Dude

    Grateful Dude Posting Machine

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    This thread is great, makes me smile.
     
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  8. Thuglife13

    Thuglife13 Bang Bang Niner Gang

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    Baby Gusto looks a bit like a not so fatty version of my fav baby laugh gif...

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  9. Kneeblock

    Kneeblock Jumbo shrimp

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    Since New Year's, my son has been carrying around this $5 bill that was "burning a hole in his pocket" to hear him tell it. I was like you can actually save money. It's allowed, but he was obsessed with finding something to buy himself for $5. So a couple weeks go by and he still hasn't had occasion to spend it. He was watching stuff on YouTube and suddenly went up to his mom and said "mom, here's my $5. Donate it to the Australian fire relief." So I'm feeling myself, being all like dang we raised that boy right, he's learning how to redistribute wealth then I go to my email and see this little mofo didn't complete 2 class assignments and got 2 Fs for the end of last year, so we took away his YouTube privileges, made him read the post from @CreativeClassMauler@CreativeClassMauler and spent his money on Mead composition notebooks and Bic lighters.
     
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  10. Grateful Dude

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    Here in a bit we’re taking our son (6) to see a Wild Kratts live action show at a big theater in town. Wild Kratts is a PBS kids show about animals from all around the globe. This will be his first live show/theater experience, and he is pumped up!

    I wonder how much the merch tables will get me for :D
     
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  11. ENOCK

    ENOCK Ephesians 6:12 - KJV

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    don't have any kids but I think this would be very relevant for a parent about to put their kid in school:

    How Google Took Over the Classroom

    Google has flooded schools getting kids on their Chromebooks at an early age of 5 who use these throughout their schooling until they graduate - then Teachers recommend transferring all their data over to their gmail account.

    Since Google is in the business of advertising and making money off the users this seems like a whole lot of bullshit.
     
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