General Passenger found guilty of masturbating on flight as wife watched, helped

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  1. MMAPlaywright

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    A United Airlines passenger is scheduled to be sentenced on charges of lewd, indecent or obscene conduct stemming from a Feb. 3 flight between Los Angeles and San Antonio.

    Enrique Gonzalez, of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., was arrested upon landing at the San Antonio International Airport after a fellow passenger observed Gonzalez masturbating in his seat, My San Antonio reports.

    "According to the witness, the criminal conduct began when the cabin lights were dimmed and continued for approximately 30 minutes, during which Gonzalez met the witness' eye and continued his conduct," said FBI special agent Gregory Pratt in an affidavit obtained by the outlet.

    Gonzalez's wife, who was also on the flight, said she was aware of her husband’s actions and admitted to police she “played with it” as well.

    Gonzalez, 48, was booked into Bexar County Jail after his arrest by San Antonio Airport police.

    He was found guilty of the federal misdemeanor charge Wednesday and faces a possible $500 fine or 90 days in jail at Friday’s sentencing.

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    But does he feel, guilty?
     
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    Mexican Mr bean should know better
     
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  5. jason73

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    that is illegal?
     
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    If you can't jerk it in First Class what's the point?!?
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    "during which Gonzalez met the witness' eye and continued his conduct"

    you know he gave them the same look he gave to the mugshot camera.
     
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    It's not illegal. It's frowned upon.
     
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    If they caught him doing this in Saudi Arabia, do you think they would chop his nob off?
     
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    His hand.
    The jerking one.
     
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    If his wife was into this, introduce me to her
    We could have fun
     
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    I was on a Southwest flight a few years ago on a late night flight. I saw a chick jerk off a dude underneath an airline blanket. He finished, and she wiped him off with the blanket, folded it, and stowed it back in the overhead bin. I have never used an airline blanket since.

    Edit, he and I never made eye contact.
     
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  20. Ricky Bobby

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    So, you jerked yourself off and wiped it on the blanket and thought “fuck, this is easy, how many other people do this? I’m never touching another airline blanket again”
     
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    48 is too old for that behavior
     
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    damn
    I have a lot of those old wool airline blankets
    Probably should get them tested
     
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    What's the cut off point?


    Asking for a friend
     
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    They should arrest the chick that was watching for 30 minutes. That seems pretty creepy.
     
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