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Which is best?

  • Pasta

  • Rice

  • Potatoes


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John Lee Pettimore

Further south than you
May 18, 2021
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Enjoyment/consumption level in your personal day to day life?

Objectively the most useful of the three for humanity overall?

Which one would you choose if you could only eat one of them for the rest of your life?

Rank them according to whichever criteria you want.

But, let's see.

Yes, I am bored. :smile: But somehow, this became the subject of an intra-office debate. I think the office general conclusion is fucked up. I am now curious to see if TMMAC's overall verdict is better. ?

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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,694
71,585
Potatoes, Rice, Pasta

I grow probably 100 lbs of Potatoes per year so that takes #1
Rice is just easy
I do enjoy raw/fresh pastas...don't cook much dried
 

mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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Consumption: I eat rice the most, then potatoes (typically sweet), then pasta.
Enjoyment: Pasta, potatoes, rice
 
M

member 3289

Guest
Enjoyment: Potatoes, rice, pasta

Consumption: Rice, potatoes, pasta
 

John Lee Pettimore

Further south than you
May 18, 2021
6,302
6,762
For a lot of years, I underrated the hell out of rice. I didn't know how to cook brown rice or wild rice. Once I figured that out, rice leveled up for me in a big way.

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Thuglife13

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Dec 15, 2018
20,600
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Potatoes, Pasta, Rice...

French fries mostly then mashed potato form...

Pasta usually in spaghetti or lasagna...

Rice not as much except with Mexican dishes or teriyaki chicken...
 
M

member 1013

Guest
Enjoyment: potatoes, pasta, rice

consumption: pasta, rice, potatoes
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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57,900
Taste: pasta, potatoes, rice

Consumption: rice, potatoes, pasta
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
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Can't beat the price, shelf life of a 50 lb bag of rice. W/ a rice cooker it's a no-brainer 4 me. Don't have the patience or kitchen skills for the others.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
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rice cooker



Get in here and learn these neanderthals. They don't know what they are missing
 

Tuc Ouiner

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May 19, 2016
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You can even make cool stuff with the rice bag. Indestructible material and waterproof. I'm making a little raincoat for a friend's chiwawa. Unfortunately, I may get my man card suspended.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,549
56,269
Pasta is a meal, potatoes and rice (with the exception of risotto) are sides. It's not debatable, pasta vomits in their faces.
 

mysticmac

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Oct 18, 2015
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Pasta is a meal, potatoes and rice (with the exception of risotto) are sides. It's not debatable, pasta vomits in their faces.
Pasta itself is not a meal. You have to add stuff to it to make a meal. Sauce, cheese, chicken. Something. If you want to claim pasta as a meal, you'd have to say rice is because, not only risotto, but stir fry and more which makes rice the more versatile way of making a meal out of these choices.
 
M

member 1013

Guest
Pasta itself is not a meal. You have to add stuff to it to make a meal. Sauce, cheese, chicken. Something. If you want to claim pasta as a meal, you'd have to say rice is because, not only risotto, but stir fry and more which makes rice the more versatile way of making a meal out of these choices.
It’s not pasta until you add that stuff some old Italian told me
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,549
56,269
Pasta itself is not a meal. You have to add stuff to it to make a meal. Sauce, cheese, chicken. Something. If you want to claim pasta as a meal, you'd have to say rice is because, not only risotto, but stir fry and more which makes rice the more versatile way of making a meal out of these choices.
Stir fry can be served without rice. When you go to a Chinese restaurant there are dishes and then they give you rice to go with them. When you go to an Italian restaurant there will be a section that says "Pasta" and everything is there. No one eats plain noodles you weirdo.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,549
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For reference. First result when you Google image "Pasta":



and when you Google image "Rice":

 
M

member 1013

Guest
Stir fry can be served without rice. When you go to a Chinese restaurant there are dishes and then they give you rice to go with them. When you go to an Italian restaurant there will be a section that says "Pasta" and everything is there. No one eats plain noodles you weirdo.
I like a nice el dente with a drizzling of olive oil