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stielar

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Hi everyone. My name is Conor Dickrider. I would like to share something with all of you. Among us, there are 'people', if you may call them that, who don't like the best combat sport - if not sport altogether - athlete of the universe.

I personally love Conor. I love how he calls every other fighter a bitch, how he talks shit about other people's children, how he disrespects his opponents, how he pretends to give credit to the people who defeated him but then go on to give a hundred excuses about why he lost... But most of all I like how he curses at everyone. I love his foul language, all this disrespect, it's just such good entertainment

But then, when someone in here dares to call him a bitch, all my politically correct hormones are making me mad and I'm going into a fit. I mean what has this society become? Do we just call other people names without any provocation? I mean, come on now. Who could ever do that?

But I don't care in the end. No matter how these haters hate, cause that is what haters do... hate... Conor is still the big winner of this. And most of all, us, his fans. We won. Get it? We won. Because this is what we were all expecting prior to the fight. If you read all the threads in here, we were asking this haters

"What will you guys say when Conor wins some rounds?"
"Mayweather will go 50-0, but the boxing community will be appreciative of Conor's effort."

We even sang a song...

"There's one Conor McGregor, and there is no one better,
he's going to stay alive for 10 rounds against Mayweather".
Dabitidabitidu....

It's not like we said Conor would knock Mayweather out, it's not like we were so sure we placed money bets and screen name bets ... no, no. It's nothing like that. It's not like we bought into the dana koolaid when we saw those 15 second clips. I mean Paulie's head did almost explode, but we were skeptical, we are capable of critical thinking you know.

And you know what...if had been over confident pricks like that, we'd be here today admitting we were wrong. We would never for instance look for ridiculous comments from the boxing world i.e. Conor won't land a punch or he won't win one round and focus on them while pretending our extravagant shit was never said. No. Cause we just don't roll like that.

But these haters... oh these haters, they're the worst mma fans ever. These fuckers had the nerve to go and talk about Bellator on Friday, when we were all hanging on helwani's balls to bring us the latest interview with who-the-fuck-cares and his prediction for the fight. We were scouring youtube to watch what predictions fighting experts like Skip Bayless or Michael Rapaport would make about the fight and how they would break it down. And these fucking haters had the nerve to watch some guys fighting in a cage instead. Pfffff .... quelle bourgouise...

So I plead to all of you. Please ignore the haters. Literally, put them on ignore. And start a couple of threads about how much you hate them. They are the worst.
 

Ted Williams' head

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Ok, here comes a version without words since reading is too hard for you:
It's not hard, I'm just not reading 8 paragraphs of butthurt. You just seem bitter and it's comical you spent so much time composing this dookie hehe

Send that pic to McGregor. Hearing the PPV sold upwards of 6.5 million buys, he has plenty of bills to wipe his tears away.
 

stielar

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you spent so much time
Says the guy who opens a thread per day about "haters". Be honest, you realized I'm just mocking you and didn't really feel like reading.

he has plenty of bills to wipe his tears away.
Guess what. None of those bills came from me. So he can do what he wants with the money he milks from his gullible fans.
 

Ted Williams' head

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Says the guy who opens a thread per day about "haters". Be honest, you realized I'm just mocking you and didn't really feel like reading.
Every day? lol

I gaurantee you NOBODY read your post. Even the people who gave you a pity "Funny" rating only read the first sentence or two and got the gist of it.

You're just mad because you wasted your time and I let you know it :D u mad bro
 

stielar

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Steilar inner monologue: Give him a short response, then it'll look like I'm not totally mad and butthurt even though I totally am



Conor bless
Why should I be mad? I'm with you guys now. I'm Conor Dickrider. I've finally seen the light. Read my first post.
 

Ted Williams' head

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Why should I be mad? I'm with you guys now. I'm Conor Dickrider. I've finally seen the light. Read my first post.
I find it ironic that our "fight" (or whatever you want to call it) played out like Mayweather/McGregor with you - a staunch Conor hater - playing the role of McGregor!

You came out guns blazing but gassed out, and I started picking you apart. Now you've got no energy left, leaving me the TKO victory!
 

regular john

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I only got into May-Mac hype at around 8 PM saturday - that's when I found out who Paulie Malignaggi was and how Conor was able to land a left straight at him in sparring.

so I never got to know about the community's expectations going into the fight. we had people betting money on Conor?
 

La Paix

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I only got into May-Mac hype at around 8 PM saturday - that's when I found out who Paulie Malignaggi was and how Conor was able to land a left straight at him in sparring.

so I never got to know about the community's expectations going into the fight. we had people betting money on Conor?
Not sure about money (except Joemacka @Joemacka iirc which I actually like, he was happy to back up his claims) but we had 9 members pick Conor in a poll.


(Poll) 2 of 3 UFC Fans Pick Conor to Win, who you got? | TMMAC - The MMA Community Forum
 

regular john

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La Paix

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interesting. at least 1/3 of those voters weren't totally serious though. saying "Conor by KO" in the internet is one thing but betting money on it is crazy.
I wish this were true but some people would rather die in character I guess. I think only 2 there were voting for a laugh.