Society Petition for Splinty to get in a car accident

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What crash do you wish for most

  • Bicycle into a gasoline truck

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Plane crashes into his pool while he is floating w a drink

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fender bender and gets beat down by other driver

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wheel falls off and goes off cliff

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Car bursts into flames and off bridge into lake

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Falls asleep at wheel and hits school bus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Drunk and rear end cop car

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Getting road head from a man and hits pole

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Texting and accidentally mows down a blm protest

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Total voters
    7

Qat

Qute
Nov 3, 2015
9,187
11,158
I really can't tell if Splinty @Splinty will be annoyed or amused by this.

Either way worst thread of the year easily. OP is a hopeless case.
 

Papi Chingon

TMMAC Addict
Oct 19, 2015
16,768
23,334
I'm not sure I unastan the end game here. What was the motive/ goal?
It's a version of rage quitting that I don't quite understand. A few people apparently have this tendency, and I don't know what they think they get out of it. If you are going to leave, just leave. Does he now go to a new forum and brag about this dipshit thread? Do members of new forum congratulate him for a job well done? So bizarre.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
17,888
37,491
It's a version of rage quitting that I don't quite understand. A few people apparently have this tendency, and I don't know what they think they get out of it. If you are going to leave, just leave. Does he now go to a new forum and brag about this dipshit thread? Do members of new forum congratulate him for a job well done? So bizarre.
Guerrilla @Guerrilla what would you do?
 

Ministry of Silly Walks

came in like a wrecking ball
First 100
Amateur Fighter
Jan 15, 2015
4,180
4,624
It's a version of rage quitting that I don't quite understand. A few people apparently have this tendency, and I don't know what they think they get out of it. If you are going to leave, just leave. Does he now go to a new forum and brag about this dipshit thread? Do members of new forum congratulate him for a job well done? So bizarre.
Remember how many people here bragged like that about the other place? You know they brag, and bitch.
 
Oct 24, 2015
50,257
40,584
I'm not sure I unastan the end game here. What was the motive/ goal?
Might've just been going for an extended pinking so that he could come back and complain more. Splinty gave OP so many chances to address what he thought was wrong with the site and but the guy refused to ever respond in a constructive manner.

Hard to tell if OP is legitimately autistic or just extremely inarticulate.
 

Guerrilla

Active Member
Apr 24, 2020
275
158
Guerrilla @Guerrilla what would you do?
As many a sad little keyboard swole has learned the Guerrilla never quits

The only way you can gain protection from the crushing might of the Guerrilla is to cry cry cry a river to the moderator and hope to God they'll ban me so the rag-dolling will finally end and you can pretend like you actually won an argument

Its the shedog method for swole nuts online

Its safe in make pretend land Screenshot_20200412-100832.png
 
Oct 24, 2015
50,257
40,584
As many a sad little keyboard swole has learned the Guerrilla never quits

The only way you can gain protection from the crushing might of the Guerrilla is to cry cry cry a river to the moderator and hope to God they'll ban me so the rag-dolling will finally end and you can pretend like you actually won an argument

Its the shedog method for swole nuts online

Its safe in make pretend land View attachment 9964
Cliffs?
 

ConorMcGregorsBeard

Stewart Era Liberal
Jul 22, 2015
34,169
32,938
I voted "other".

I was really hoping that after leaving the "
Splinty @Splinty Essential Oil Treatment Center for Diseases and Other Stuff Being Suppressed by Big Pharma Center" that he'd be slightly rear ended by a car full of Victoria Secret models who don't have insurance so instead offer to spend the weekend with him on his yacht (his wife is fine with it). Then after they are a safe distance away his F150 bursts into flames.
 
Jun 13, 2016
12,823
21,199
It's a version of rage quitting that I don't quite understand. A few people apparently have this tendency, and I don't know what they think they get out of it. If you are going to leave, just leave. Does he now go to a new forum and brag about this dipshit thread? Do members of new forum congratulate him for a job well done? So bizarre.
If done correctly it can be entertaining. Just doing a stupid poll only a few people voted on is dumb even if some of the options were funny

3/10