Society Petition for Splinty to get in a car accident

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What crash do you wish for most

  • Bicycle into a gasoline truck

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Plane crashes into his pool while he is floating w a drink

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fender bender and gets beat down by other driver

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Wheel falls off and goes off cliff

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Car bursts into flames and off bridge into lake

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Falls asleep at wheel and hits school bus

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Drunk and rear end cop car

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Getting road head from a man and hits pole

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Texting and accidentally mows down a blm protest

    Votes: 2 28.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 3 42.9%

  • Total voters


Feb 7, 2020
Surely, this was a (very bad) inside joke.... right?


TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
there is probably a fuck tmmac cry hard thread on matbattle forums right now


Formerly 'Robbie Hart'
Feb 13, 2015
As many a sad little keyboard swole has learned the Guerrilla never quits

The only way you can gain protection from the crushing might of the Guerrilla is to cry cry cry a river to the moderator and hope to God they'll ban me so the rag-dolling will finally end and you can pretend like you actually won an argument

Its the shedog method for swole nuts online

Its safe in make pretend land View attachment 9964
What’s up my man guerilla

The Kurgan

Jan 30, 2015
It's a version of rage quitting that I don't quite understand. A few people apparently have this tendency, and I don't know what they think they get out of it. If you are going to leave, just leave. Does he now go to a new forum and brag about this dipshit thread? Do members of new forum congratulate him for a job well done? So bizarre.
This way is easier and he gets to keep pretending he is a victim.