As if you had one you little girlI cut my cock off in 2005.
Did they cut off your head?I’ve just recently undergone cock reduction surgery..........
You could have added the surplus to Song2's legs so he could get on the rides at Drayton Manor Park.I’ve just recently undergone cock reduction surgery..........
U look like per mertesackerYou could have added the surplus to Song2's legs so he could get on the rides at Drayton Manor Park.
I'm pretty fucking lanky. I'll allow it. (I know you were going with the German angle)U look like per mertesacker
Nope. Lanky. Forgot you were a Nazi too so thanks for reminding me, makes my joke look clevererI'm pretty fucking lanky. I'll allow it. (I know you were going with the German angle)
Double whammy!!Nope. Lanky. Forgot you were a Nazi too so thanks for reminding me, makes my joke look cleverer
Can you explain this for us oppressed beings?U look like per mertesacker
"I used to hang out at this gay bar and it was such a fun place with a friendly attitude. I'm not gay, but I just enjoyed the company of all these nice men, plus the drinks were cheap. Anyways, this one night one of my new friends was sitting on my lap in assless chaps. We were just talking and he was rubbing his fingers through my hair. He asked me if I wanted a Dutch oven. Thinking it was a mixed drink I said sure. He leaned to the side, unzipped my pants, and then put his ass on my cock and farted. Instant phantom boner. Boy, that was awkward."
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