Physical abnormalities

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  1. sparkuri

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    I mean who's perfect, right?

    Tell me, other than your manhood, what makes you different?
    What do you have than only a few have?

    Re-occurring 3" hair in the same place?
    Different colored eye?


    I'll start.

    I have webbed toes on my right foot.
    Two of my toenails are little balls of calcium.
    I have tori in my mouth which make x-rays a pain in the ass.
     
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    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    I mean who's perfect, right?

    Tell me, other than your manhood, what makes you different?
    What do you have than only a few have?

    Re-occurring 3" hair in the same place?
    Different colored eye?


    I'll start.

    I have webbed toes on my right foot.
    Two of my toenails are little balls of calcium.
    I have tori in my mouth which make x-rays a pain in the ass.
    I have a hair on my ribs that I notice grows way out, and I find it once a year and pluck it.
    And my eyebrows grow like a scientist.
     
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    Tori Spelling is in your mouth?
     
  4. Nemo?

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    I'm double jointed in my shoulder's and in my hip's.
     
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    Double jointed thumbs. Can do the thumbs up thing then push them to my wrist.
     
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    I have a lot of scars from accidents and fights. My nose was broken boxing and my septum's deviated.
     
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    I have basically no sensation in my pinky and ring finger on my right hand.
     
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  9. Nemo?

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    twins.
     
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    Born that way?
     
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    So what dem hips do?
     
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    Nah I broke my humerus like 6 years ago and my ulnar nerve has been fucked up ever since.
     
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    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    How'd you do that?
     
  14. Nemo?

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    shit like this standing up.

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    I am perfectly normal.
     
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    arm wrestling lol
     
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    I have drop foot on the right, so I can't pick my foot up any more than 90 degrees. I also have loss of sensation from mid calf, all the way down. It's very strange because with the most recent issue, my foot hurts when anything touches the top of it because the nerve is so strangely damaged.
     
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    About 10 years ago when I decided to grow a beard, it grew in ginger :/
     
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    I've never heard that, "drop foot"...is that on the same leg as the calf and foot issue?
    Could it be related?
    Who's head did you stomp in like a gangsta?
     
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    Everything is on the right side. It all stems from a disc herniation or two.
    I never heard of it until it happened. The nerve damage is very severe from the pressure of the herniation. They removed it last year, but the disc is so weak, it happened again.
     
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    Some dipshit I knew in college did the same thing, spiral fractured his. He was a little skinny guy lifting weights and taking creatine thinking he was bad, and he challenged a big football player type dude to arm wrestle. I heard the sucker pop, will never forget that sound.

    I take it you lost the match?
     
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    Well that sucks.
    Anything else?
    Third nipple? Third eye? bone spurs? split fingernail? deviated septum? ear cyst? second set of fangs? x-ray vision?
     
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