Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by sparkuri, Nov 21, 2016.
I mean the hair is great, but the head complexion stole the show.
I have a scar on the lower right side of my stomach (around where a belt would be placed) from appendix I had when I was 6
torso and arms of a 6 foot 4+ man
legs of a 5 foot 10 man
Pretty fun for basketball, football, and boxing
Sucks for running...for a very athletic and explosive person I am average speed on land as my shortish legs propel my micheal phelps torso...haha...and my feet and hands are huge and wide for a 6 footer
6 foot tall with 77+ wingspan
middle finger on my right hand points off at a weird angle.
dislocated it in a tae kwon do tournament when I was 15.
trying to break a board with fingers-first strike. I'd never even tried it before, but I broke my knuckle (i think) on the first try at punching it.
the miss hurt my knuckle more than my finger, until i noticed my finger. Then the finger definitely hurt more.
But the free-sparring competition was next, so I pulled and twisted it back straight-ish, told EMT it was 'jammed' and asked her to tape it up in a fist. LoL. i thought i was so bad-ass.
I have a stab wound that still has gravel in it.
Yup read that again.
Well I say stab wound, got stabbed by the handlebars of a bike when a van ran me over as a kid. Think sideways, handlebar stuck in my gut, other side against the van. It's stopped him going over me and probably killing me. But yeh there's gravel in there.
I have a Harvey Weinstein like penis and no testicles
That actually sounds pretty brutal.
Reminds me I have some wood stuck in my hand. I was chopping some wood a few years ago with a hatchet and slipped.
It was a mess, closed it up for awhile, noticed a lump a few weeks later but it had pretty much healed shut.
I guess you could say, we have underlying conditions.
Appearances are skin deep.
Mental health is the invisible abnormality.
I was told after falling over at a UFC event that I had an anatomical anomaly. Went home and had an xray a couple of days later and one of the doctors pulled me up to have a look scratching his head.
An ex literally broke my wrist in my teens but I was too stubborn to go to the hospital so two bones fused together.
I’m 99.9% fast twitch muscle, and I have a short curly tail like a pig.
I had a sliver work it's way out of my leg years after it entered
was pretty weird
a had lump started forming 4 inches from where it entered and then it got itchy and I fucked with it and found a piece of wood(the sliver)
About 20 years ago, shark cartilage was the big new thing.
Apparently many who had shards of glass embedded in their body found ingestion of powdered shark cartilage in capsules quickened the excretion.
like it helped the glass push out?
Nowadays I will dig a wound to retrieve a sliver, no foreign bodies are allowed to penetrate me.
Also, sharks don't get cancer.
Of course, this was before Fukushimaa...
fukushimaaaa is a slow creeper
Sharks are some crazy shit, they are in that shit for the long haul
I have double jointed thumbs all the way to the palm and elbows which I discovered by accident to the horror of my classmates.
Yeh the driver fucked off too. My stepdad knocked the shit outta him. It took the skin on my left arm and leg too, gravel rash to fuck.
I have an extremely small penis, it's almost inverted.
i am total situs inverses. present in .01 of the population. but mine comes with a twist and every dr ive been to has said im the only person they have ever seen with my condition.
my dog has no nose
I mean who's perfect, right?
Tell me, other than your manhood, what makes you different?
What do you have than only a few have?
Re-occurring 3" hair in the same place?
Different colored eye?
I have webbed toes on my right foot.
Two of my toenails are little balls of calcium.
I have tori in my mouth which make x-rays a pain in the ass.
I have a hair on my ribs that I notice grows way out, and I find it once a year and pluck it.
And my eyebrows grow like a scientist.
Dogs have beaks, dipshit.
I've seen your hair better, but that still gives me a chuckle.