General Please note. first edit of new edition of my book. INCoMING!

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  1. Galt

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    Fighting Madness!
     
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  2. yuki2054

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    Different things. Fighting, my madness, and quarrels with my dad. Although i've cut that last part out. Also my stay in an African hospital, and some of the good friends i made there.
     
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  3. gangsterkathryn

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    I know, but I gotta have some fun sometimes.
     
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  4. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    You should send a signed copy to splinty
     
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  5. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Maybe staple some hair to the cover as a souvenir
     
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    Bozy OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?

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    and you can't let them be Firefighters cuz they don't know if they should Hose A or Hose B
     
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  8. yuki2054

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    I don't like my signature. I could just send him a plain copy. But it isn't ready yet.
     
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    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Sign it in blood!
     
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  10. Galt

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    Glue a lock of hair to it.
     
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  11. Galt

    Galt ໝາກສີດາ
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    You can even have some of mine.
     
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  12. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    The African giving you the prostate exam wasn’t using his hands.
     
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    “Doc where should I put my pants?” Next to mine.
     
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  14. yuki2054

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    I was more interested in the nurses..
     
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  15. yuki2054

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    Hi @ECC170@ECC170 my credit rating has gone up you know?!
     
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    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    How you like Dem apples gayboy! I told you John is the credit master
     
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    Once they had me on morphine and I had a lucid dream of a nurse giving me a Bj. Good times.
     
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    I once got a nasty rash on my groin when i was in hospital. I'm not sure where it came from though?!?
     
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  19. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Beard stubble is my guess
     
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  20. yuki2054

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    lol
     
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  21. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    He seems to have that licked.
     
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