General Plenty of Fish

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  1. Never_Rolled

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    I haven’t been around here long enough to get any of that.
     
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  2. Hauler

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    Name change buggery can make this place pretty fucking confusing.
    Don't sweat it.
     
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  3. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    I have seen 3 Wilds. As I said not around here long enough to know what is going on.
     
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  4. Hauler

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    I've been here a couple years. I don't have a clue what's going on.
     
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  5. Shang Tsong2

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  6. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I got too drunk tonight and got crossed up with too many chicks and got blasted
     
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  7. Banchan

    Banchan The Most Dangerous Dame

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    I skipped from pg#3 to pg#10
    Worst read ever.
    Wish it were about real fish.
     
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  8. Banchan

    Banchan The Most Dangerous Dame

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    If this doesn't work out there's always Ukraine.

     
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  9. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve made first error.....and it had to be with the one woman I really wanted.
    Basically joking around with a local nurse and in response to her saying “you’re not gonna kidnap me or anything are you?”
    I said “meet me at the coffee shop after closing time, I’ll leave the door open, just come in and walk to back room where I’ll be waiting for you”
    Sent it to the wrong chick
     
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  10. Never_Rolled

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    If you reread what I wrote I said to never mention anything sexual. They will eventually bring it up. They all do. It sounds like you have had a lot of communication, haven’t gotten laid and made some dumb mistakes including getting drunk and sending stupid messages. Time to look in the mirror.
     
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  11. Galt

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    Lol I always get drunk and send stupid messages, I’m trying to restrict my online shenanigans to this forum. Difficult when you’re drunk and horny.
     
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  12. Never_Rolled

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    It’s not conducive to meeting new women on a dating site was my point you may have missed.
     
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  13. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I worked my way back in with her now....thank fuck

    Yeah I don’t bring up sexuality, the nurse I met with the other night told me she’s been thinking about me a lot, particularly when she lays down in bed in her “sexy slip”......she said she hasn’t been with anyone in 6 months and “I miss pleasuring a man”
    This is fun!!!!
     
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  14. Shang Tsong2

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    This guy won't listen .he's probably already told them he loves them and tried to force money into thier banks
     
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  15. Galt

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    The penultimate sentence should make it clear that I got the point. Get an avatar.
     
  16. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Even your stories are all jacked up.
    Posting about college coeds and then painting a picture of her in Grandma's nightie.

    Maybe you can post about taking her to the sock hop and then try to get fresh with her up the hill on lover's lane.
     
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  17. Galt

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    I consider myself well versed in your colonial colloquialisms, but wtf is a sock hop?
     
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  19. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Haters gonna hate
    Stories are real, beleedat
     
  20. Never_Rolled

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    As soon as you faux Wild's get unique screen names.
     
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    I honor my word.
     
  22. Never_Rolled

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    When you have to start apologizing and explaining yourself before you even meet it's not a good start.
    I wasn't in on the secret handshake so I don't know what you mean. As a new member I find 4 guys with the same SC very annoying. Maybe it was funny for a day but . . .
     
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  23. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Nurse wants to meet me at a hotel tomorrow night.......


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    I’m in green......
     
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    Make sure she signs the waiver
     
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  25. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    This one’s probably gonna be fun. She called me at 1:33 in the morning and was getting herself off while talking to me, lol.
    What the fuck do I do that makes chicks want to use me to get them off on the fucking phone?????
     
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