General Plenty of Fish

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  1. Wild..

    Wild.. Real American
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    Was it on WhatsApp?

    It may be the Nazi trying to pull a fast one
     
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  2. Robbie Hart

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    It was WhatsApp lol but a call no video
    She asks “what are you doing?”
    I say “fucking sleeping”
    She says “guess what I’m doin” and then I got to sit there listening to her.
     
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  3. Wild..

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    What was she doing? Watching orange is the new black?
     
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  4. Robbie Hart

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    No, Cold Feet
     
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  5. Wild..

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    You should go to intu in derby. The tresspass store is closing down and have a massive sale going. Get some thermal socks for a fiver
     
  6. Wild.

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    Definitely the nazi.
     
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  7. Robbie Hart

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    Nah, it’s a U.K. number and I’ve met her so I’m sure it was her......lmao at this chick as she’s texting me that she wants me to fuck her hard doggystyle.....we’ll see tonight
     
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  8. RaginCajun

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  9. Wild..

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  10. Wild.

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    It’s Vutu level stuff.
     
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  11. Wild..

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    I bet her bed has a massive wall down the middle separating east and west bed
     
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  12. Wild..

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    Throb you been pegged by any SS medics yet?
     
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  13. Robbie Hart

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    Ok, update

    Leicester nurse called me this morning and asked me where I’m at with everything....

    Wut

    Beating around the bush and trying to ask if I’m dating anyone else or sleeping with anyone else. “I just want to see where you’re at relationship wise”

    Wut

    Beats around the bush for another 10 minutes and back to the “subject at hand” (yes, the chronic)

    I’m like “look, I’m not fucking anybody else (yet) what are you on about?”

    I just said, “girl, I gotta go as I have to shower”

    Fuck sake, not going near that again.
     
  14. Wild..

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    "Again"

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  15. Wild..

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    Surely you have met one by now?

    I bet she was like Bob Sapp wasn't she? Don't feel bad, you just got caught, happens to us all. Keep fishing
     
  16. Robbie Hart

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    Here’s one I met last night who is also banging on the door

    And hey, fuckshit @Wild..@Wild..
    shut your twat

    I’m slowly getting concerned as she accused me of going on another date after seeing her

    Laughing my cunt off right now

    She’s in yellow

    She spelled “you’re” wrong below

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    Says I’m in polesworth, even now


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    Fuck sake, why am I even doing that?

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  17. Wild..

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    Offering to share bank account details with a random lady from the net....
     
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  18. Wild..

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    Tell her to fuck off and shut up
     
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  19. Robbie Hart

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    Hey fuckshit, quote me from now on cunty
     
  20. Robbie Hart

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    Of course I would redact any doc
     
  21. Robbie Hart

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    I think I’m getting this site all wrong

    I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that these chicks just want to fuck.....

    #SlowOnTheUptake
     
  22. Never_Rolled

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    By my count you have had to explain yourself to two chicks already. Female dating might not be your thing OP.
     
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  23. Wild..

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    This ties in well with his fantasies of rolling around with sweaty men, that never came to fruition.

    OP is all fart and no shit
     
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  24. Splinty

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    You've got a voice for phone sex. A face for it too.
     
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  25. Wild..

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    Yup, be sure to wear a suit and brush your teeth
     
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