General Plenty of Fish

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Robbie Hart, Jan 24, 2019.

  1. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Was it on WhatsApp?

    It may be the Nazi trying to pull a fast one
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  2. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    It was WhatsApp lol but a call no video
    She asks “what are you doing?”
    I say “fucking sleeping”
    She says “guess what I’m doin” and then I got to sit there listening to her.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    What was she doing? Watching orange is the new black?
     
    • Like Like x 1
  4. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    No, Cold Feet
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
  5. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    You should go to intu in derby. The tresspass store is closing down and have a massive sale going. Get some thermal socks for a fiver
     
  6. Fuðflogi

    Fuðflogi ໝາກສີດາ
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2015
    Messages:
    21,758
    Ratings:
    +31,429
    Definitely the nazi.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    Nah, it’s a U.K. number and I’ve met her so I’m sure it was her......lmao at this chick as she’s texting me that she wants me to fuck her hard doggystyle.....we’ll see tonight
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Captain Vague

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2015
    Messages:
    10,159
    Ratings:
    +27,243
    [​IMG]
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  10. Fuðflogi

    Fuðflogi ໝາກສີດາ
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2015
    Messages:
    21,758
    Ratings:
    +31,429
    It’s Vutu level stuff.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
  11. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    I bet her bed has a massive wall down the middle separating east and west bed
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  12. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Throb you been pegged by any SS medics yet?
     
    • Funny Funny x 4
  13. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    Ok, update

    Leicester nurse called me this morning and asked me where I’m at with everything....

    Wut

    Beating around the bush and trying to ask if I’m dating anyone else or sleeping with anyone else. “I just want to see where you’re at relationship wise”

    Wut

    Beats around the bush for another 10 minutes and back to the “subject at hand” (yes, the chronic)

    I’m like “look, I’m not fucking anybody else (yet) what are you on about?”

    I just said, “girl, I gotta go as I have to shower”

    Fuck sake, not going near that again.
     
  14. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    "Again"

    [​IMG]
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  15. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Surely you have met one by now?

    I bet she was like Bob Sapp wasn't she? Don't feel bad, you just got caught, happens to us all. Keep fishing
     
  16. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    Here’s one I met last night who is also banging on the door

    And hey, fuckshit @Wild..@Wild..
    shut your twat

    I’m slowly getting concerned as she accused me of going on another date after seeing her

    Laughing my cunt off right now

    She’s in yellow

    She spelled “you’re” wrong below

    [​IMG]


    Says I’m in polesworth, even now


    [​IMG]




    Fuck sake, why am I even doing that?

    [​IMG]
     
    #266 Robbie Hart, Feb 10, 2019
    Last edited: Feb 10, 2019
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Offering to share bank account details with a random lady from the net....
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  18. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Tell her to fuck off and shut up
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    Hey fuckshit, quote me from now on cunty
     
  20. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    Of course I would redact any doc
     
  21. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2015
    Messages:
    36,708
    Ratings:
    +46,635
    I think I’m getting this site all wrong

    I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that these chicks just want to fuck.....

    #SlowOnTheUptake
     
  22. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

    Joined:
    Dec 17, 2018
    Messages:
    2,344
    Ratings:
    +2,837
    By my count you have had to explain yourself to two chicks already. Female dating might not be your thing OP.
     
    • Funny Funny x 8
  23. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    This ties in well with his fantasies of rolling around with sweaty men, that never came to fruition.

    OP is all fart and no shit
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  24. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
    Admin

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2014
    Messages:
    25,954
    Ratings:
    +57,941

    You've got a voice for phone sex. A face for it too.
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
  25. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
    First 100

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,003
    Ratings:
    +17,712
    Yup, be sure to wear a suit and brush your teeth
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
Draft saved Draft deleted