Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Ricky Bobby, Jan 24, 2019.
Was it on WhatsApp?
It may be the Nazi trying to pull a fast one
It was WhatsApp lol but a call no video
She asks “what are you doing?”
I say “fucking sleeping”
She says “guess what I’m doin” and then I got to sit there listening to her.
What was she doing? Watching orange is the new black?
No, Cold Feet
You should go to intu in derby. The tresspass store is closing down and have a massive sale going. Get some thermal socks for a fiver
Definitely the nazi.
Nah, it’s a U.K. number and I’ve met her so I’m sure it was her......lmao at this chick as she’s texting me that she wants me to fuck her hard doggystyle.....we’ll see tonight
It’s Vutu level stuff.
I bet her bed has a massive wall down the middle separating east and west bed
Throb you been pegged by any SS medics yet?
Leicester nurse called me this morning and asked me where I’m at with everything....
Beating around the bush and trying to ask if I’m dating anyone else or sleeping with anyone else. “I just want to see where you’re at relationship wise”
Beats around the bush for another 10 minutes and back to the “subject at hand” (yes, the chronic)
I’m like “look, I’m not fucking anybody else (yet) what are you on about?”
I just said, “girl, I gotta go as I have to shower”
Fuck sake, not going near that again.
Surely you have met one by now?
I bet she was like Bob Sapp wasn't she? Don't feel bad, you just got caught, happens to us all. Keep fishing
Here’s one I met last night who is also banging on the door
And hey, fuckshit @Wild..
shut your twat
I’m slowly getting concerned as she accused me of going on another date after seeing her
Laughing my cunt off right now
She’s in yellow
She spelled “you’re” wrong below
Says I’m in polesworth, even now
Fuck sake, why am I even doing that?
Offering to share bank account details with a random lady from the net....
Tell her to fuck off and shut up
Hey fuckshit, quote me from now on cunty
Of course I would redact any doc
I think I’m getting this site all wrong
I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that these chicks just want to fuck.....
By my count you have had to explain yourself to two chicks already. Female dating might not be your thing OP.
This ties in well with his fantasies of rolling around with sweaty men, that never came to fruition.
OP is all fart and no shit
You've got a voice for phone sex. A face for it too.
Yup, be sure to wear a suit and brush your teeth