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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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    11 pages and this goofball hasn't banged one of these chicks yet smh...
     
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  2. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Yup. It's like watching a Jake shields fight. But with worse wrestling
     
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  3. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You never rolled man, I have rolled and am a snob
     
  4. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You will never see another piece of ass ever again
     
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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Bernie is my spirit animal

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    So that makes two of us?
     
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  6. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Great response, will read again
     
  7. Splinty

    Splinty Shake 'em off
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    Found your girls tinder

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  8. Bones Nose

    Bones Nose #NeverBeenPinked

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    I got a extra skull i can give her for free. Im not risking more child support. You cant trust these bitches
     
  9. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Hmmm what color eyes she have? If they are blue it's possible she's a Nazi, aka, right up throbs alley of nothing ever happens
     
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  10. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She’s hot!
     
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  11. I’ll suck yaadong

    I’ll suck yaadong Bangkok lot lizard
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    Get a flapper pie!
     
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  12. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    So, this site now blanks out certain faces to bait me into paying to find out who’s behind the blanked out face?

    They win, im gonna pay




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  13. JonJonesBeard

    JonJonesBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    San is begging for it.
     
  14. Judobill

    Judobill First 100
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    As someone who has been having sex with the same woman, happily, for 18 years, this thread is a great disappointment.
     
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  15. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She’s hot biguns man.....
     
  16. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Update:

    Latest blonde milf says she hasn’t fucked anyone in 10 years and won’t let me near her yet.....

    Conundrum that is fucking my game up - she keeps misspelling “you’re” on texts and I keep correcting her and she had asked me to stop it and I have for now but it’s killing me......
     
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  17. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Just relent old man. It's time you accepted defeated and got some hookers
     
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  18. otaku1

    otaku1 Posting Machine

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    .... And get stabbed for a change
     
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  19. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve got some council rats I can bang anytime, even their mommies want some......that’s like banging a prozzy because they’re expecting something in return and if you don’t buy they take what they feel entitled to......I’ve been warned several times by the owner as this hot cunty slut is always getting next to me at the bar and giving me how unhappy she is.....blah blah blah

    No cliffs cunty!
     
  20. Shang Tsong2

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    Cliffs?
     
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  21. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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  22. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    Is there an award for posting the most posts about not getting laid?
     
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  23. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    There is a competition. But unfortunately, just like all these ladies, throb was afraid to enter it
     
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  24. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I have been getting laid by a couple of chosen women
     
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  25. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    Do they give you a multi session discount or is it always the same price?
     
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