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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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  2. Shang Tsong2

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  3. Inside Job

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    describe your voice
     
  4. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    It’s apparently soothing
     
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  5. Shang Tsong2

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    He talk like Nate diaz
     
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    Is it fuck
     
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  7. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Haters keep hating

    I know it’s all way too unbelievable for your non laid asses.........

    Song2 you are welcome to join the bus if you truly want to see a real woman naked for the first time.....I will get you laid, guaranteed
     
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  8. Shang Tsong2

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    I'm not into old Nazis, thanks tho
     
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  9. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You’re not ever going to get laid without my help....
     
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    I didn’t realize you were a priest. How many times have you used that line? Does it work well? Amen and bless you father.
     
  11. Shang Tsong2

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    He's been trying to pray the gay away for many years now. It's why he claims to wrestle. Because he wrestles his sexuality on the daily.
     
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  12. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Ok, new scenario
    Just had a Nottingham Street Walker sitting next to me and she said “I walk the streets, I have an appointment this afternoon but want to see you after that”
    I said no, so she walks up and down the team asking everyone for a pen really loudly and someone gives her one and she said “put your number on my hand, now, put it on”
    I did because I wan to see how this plays out....
     
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  13. Never_Rolled

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    So you are taking one for the team?
     
  14. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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  15. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    “Nottingham Street Walker” is a screen name I’ll keep in my back pocket.
     
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  16. Shang Tsong2

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  17. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Don’t know yet.....she’s got a killer body in her and she’s not that bad looking....will have to check the price menu
     
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  18. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    The hater brigade once again just cannot believe these things happen in life......get no ass, can’t believe I’m getting some nice ripe, clean ass
     
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  19. Never_Rolled

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    I don't think anyone is going to be jealous a hooker asked you to pay for sex. Not really sure how your mind works.
     
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    It doesn't work. He's donkey brained and full of shit
     
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  21. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You’re never going to get laid ever again
     
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  22. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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    For the love of God @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart , just dig up the body of @Silentsinger if you are that hard up.
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  23. Shang Tsong2

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    OP kind of reminds me of @TryHardNobody@TryHardNobody. Does odd shit that nobody is into than accuses everyone of being jealous of him. OP are you on the spectrum by any chance?
     
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    He's not on the spectrum. But let's just say if you ever need your windows cleaning throbs the man to speak to. Just tell him you think they taste magic and he'll have em licked clean in no time
     
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