General Plenty of Fish

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  1. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Nah the difference is OP knows how to roll with the punches while tryhard throws a fit and threatens to quit the forum whenever someone tells him they don't believe him.
     
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  2. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    It’s all real son...don’t want jealousy just understanding.....I have fuck all to gain from telling stories
     
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  3. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    I'm just saying it may have happened exactly as you say but it isn't something anyone would be jealous about. Anyone can pay for a hooker. Find a hot chick above your league that is crazy about you. Now you would have something for others to envy.
     
  4. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You’ve never rolled so your opinion doesn’t count
     
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  5. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled First 10,000

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    You're right. Sounds like you have it all together. What do you tell yourself when you start thinking what did I become? That can't be a pleasant thought.
     
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  6. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    This is gonna hurt a lot of people and even anger some unfortunately......I just got corralled by the crazy Russian chick with big gazangas and her married friend

    Gazangas asked me for a massage while married chick watched

    Cliffs:
    Gazangas kept her top on during massage and married chick said she wanted to drop me off at home though me car was only 2 streets away
    Married only gave a little bit up and felt bad but not me problem....she’s texting me as we speak cunties

    #HatersJustDon’tBelieveDeezTings
     
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  7. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Oh we are playing fantasy land again ??

    Can I be sauron?
     
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  8. Hauler

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    Sometimes when I read these posts from you I remember the time I was 12 or 13 and I was hanging out with older chicks. I didn't know what they were after then. This one time I was walking at night with this cute chick who was like 17 or 18 and she was pulling me off the trail and I just looked at her like "Where the fuck are you going? The trail is this way!" Duh. Fucking idiot. Another time I was down by the river with a different chick and she wanted to go under the bridge - probably to fuck (but that didn't register with me at the time). There was a fence and a NO TRESPASSING sign so I was just like "Nah. Let's just go back to camp and see what everyone else is doing."

    I look back now and I could kick myself. But I was like 12 and didn't know any better. Have you seriously not fucked any of these chicks yet? Isn't that pretty much all they are after on those sites?
     
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  9. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Cliffs?
     
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  10. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Cliffs?
     
  11. Hauler

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    Haha. Those were the Cliffs
     
  12. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Cliffs of your response?
     
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  13. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    #HatersCanJoinThisTourIfTheyAdmitThey’reJealousAndWantAFreePassToJoinTheGame
     
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    Did you wind up getting that prostitute? Or did ye puss out...
     
  15. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    #ThisFagNeverGetsLaid
     
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  16. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Just met up with married chick again and she’s coming over again later

    #Plaaaayyyyaaaaa
     
  17. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    You didn't and she isn't
     
  18. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She’s not a prozzy....she’s in a sex starved relationship and wants me to tap that ass
     
  19. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    For this thread I will post a selfie of us on my couch with the Tmmac hat behind us
     
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  20. Disciplined Galt

    Disciplined Galt Disciplina et Frugalis
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    Do the hover hands.
     
  21. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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  22. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Everyone who would like to see me with this girl in a pic later please notify me and I’ll on you proof
    @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger will not ever know and hopefully he will turn into a skeleton
     
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  23. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Too early to be this drunk.

    Also nice try at backing out of posting the pic in the thread, goof.
     
  24. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart I’ll be your archivist. Send me all the photos and I’ll organize them. Then (and only then) when you give the word I’ll drop all the pictures at once.
     
  25. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You ask and you shall receive Sent I’ll get more later
     
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