General Plenty of Fish

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  1. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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  2. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Stacked and Jacked

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    I can confirm seeing a video of a big titted Eye-talian milf, reverse cowgirling Robbie while two Asian chicks pour champagne on his balls.
     
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  3. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Yep! Don’t share it with anyone mang
     
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  4. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Throbs been quiet. I wonder if one if his tarts was a tranny and captured him and killed him. Oh the irony if he's been murdered by someone he met online
     
  5. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Some poor soul would have to actually agree to meet him first.
     
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  6. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    One did. She posts in the afterlife now
     
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    Outlaw Shit No Comment
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    You would be surprised at the full backstory on some of these users...some real rare birds here
    You and I included of course
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    Throb really like women
     
  8. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    He doesn't like women. That's why he fantasizes about wrassling sweaty men so much. He's a Peter puffer who hasn't puffed yet
     
  9. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun TMMAC's Safe Space

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  10. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart ye cowardly pile of never wrestled piss! Where art thou with our updates?
     
  11. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    This thread reeks of used Kleenex and desperation
     
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  12. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    You recognized it so easily
     
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  13. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’m out tonight with a blonde milf
    She asked to stay over so I think I might finally break my cherry
     
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  14. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun TMMAC's Safe Space

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    Don't let her pressure you into anything...
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  15. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    It's not this guy is it?


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    That's that homo from last week that works at the puff bar I accidentally wound up at
     
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  16. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    I think it's a puff bar anyway. I went there yesterday but while I was outside smoking the pipe I overheard some fat mong lezzer talking about why she won't get a real job and how recently it's been down to her and 1 other applicant.

    It's either a puff bar or puffs and students go there.

    Not cobra Kai like me
     
  17. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    This chick is fun
    She agreed to smoke weed and she’s fun and she agreed to do AMA now
     
  18. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Tell her I said smoking weed is for baldies
     
  19. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She just said “Wut” after she tried to climb up up my Guard like edgy brah and gave
     
  20. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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  21. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Accidentally ended up there?

    INNIT
     
  22. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    And also, she gave up the pussy.......you wouldn’t like her but she’s perfect for me
    Next door neighbor girl personality and a determined, depraved minded in the bed room......no more Russians
     
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    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    You shut up gayboy
     
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  24. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Picture sent and if you want her number let a
    Brother know
     
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  25. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    @Never_Rolled@Never_Rolled this will be unbelievable to you and I feel weird about this but I had a teacher parent night with my wife (ex shortly) and my little girls teacher layed out that my daughter confided in her that she was scared I would find someone else and leave her to go back to the US and leave her

    I can’t give specificities but the teacher wants to get fukt

    She kept telling us how much she’s upset about having to let her go to the next grade

    Anyway, I got a “nice to finally meet you” with my wife sitting there

    She said it again when we were leaving and my wife was out of angle (not joking m8) she repeated it again and raised her eyebrows after saying it and unsure if she’s setting me up or wants her massive tits massaged

    I’ll find a pic oh her

    Ps this has nothing to do with any dating website
     
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