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  1. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    It sounds like you need to attend night school. I found her pic.

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    the pipe?
     
  3. Sex Chicken

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    Send me pictures of these women. I want to look at them.
     
  4. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Let me wake up, innit
     
  5. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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  6. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    #shitbumpSaturdays
     
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  7. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    It's Friday, you mongaloid
     
  8. Galt

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    Saturday evening.
     
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  9. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    Nope
     
  10. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger Drove by your daily eatery (Costco) at 12:45pm on Friday on the way to Lithouse Point as my son calls it. Parking lot was completely full. That place is nuts. I thought about you when I drove by it. Not in a total gay way.
     
  11. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    Yeah fuck that place on the weekend, even Friday afternoons. I imagine the gas station makes it worse, but it's central location between coastal and inland areas prob has something to do with it as well.

    Hopefully the new one in Coral Springs decreases the traffic in the Pompano one.
     
  12. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    You should hit that one. Not nearly as bad and a lot nicer.

    Kind of funny the BJ’s in CS by the mall cards now. That area has gotten sketchy over the years. You know what I’m talking about. The door lady told me they had too many people coming in who weren’t members shopping then asking members to swipe their cards at checkout. Not a problem at the Parkland one I guess because they don’t check. Sign at the Parkland store says they are putting in a gas station.
     
  13. Sloppy Bitch

    Sloppy Bitch I love drama

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    My cousin works at the Pompano Costco. Though they card at the entrance, a lot of people were using friends' cards and going through self checkout.

    So the store started cracking down. If the cardholder wasn't there they would confiscate the card and not let you buy anything. It was very successful but people still got pissed. My cousin said one guy flipped over one of those flat tray carts full of bottled water packages and stormed out lol.
     
  14. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Nuts! So they actually look at the pic and the name I guess. BJ’s just checks that you have a card. The cart flipper reminds me of people that go nuts over having a car they haven’t paid for getting repo’ed.
     
  15. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Please shut the fuck up about Costco .I wanna hear about more milfs that never happened
     
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  16. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    He can’t even get MILF’s to turn him down. Were just trying to keep the thread alive. Of course Costco isn’t as exciting as your Tesco shit posting but what evs.
     
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    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Wonder which would win a corporate war?
     
  18. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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  19. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Which U. S. Store is Tesco most like? Rob is never going to get laid so this is what his sex life has come to.
     
  20. Welcherknokke69

    Welcherknokke69 Prince Phillip is a GoD
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    Well they won the supermarket war in pretty convincing fashion and iirc they had sanctions put in place to stop them becoming too powerful and closing down the competition. But in the past ten or so years I don't recall seeing headlines of thier massive profits so not sure anymore
     
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    Pretty sure I just seen Jake the snake roberts
     
  22. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I mean which chain in the U.S. is it most like? I’ve never been to the UK so not sure what the store is like. Just food or like a Target? Hitting Europe in a couple months down the Rhine but not UK bound.
     
  23. Welcherknokke69

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    And I don't blame Rob for being a pussy and not bailing these hags. It's a hot day today and the amount of gunt and cankle on display is hard to take. It's like a parade of badly packed sausages in derby. Yuk
     
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  24. Welcherknokke69

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    It's groceries but some bigger stores sell a bit extra. There isn't a Walmart equivalent here (they own asda but it doesn't compare)

    I loved Walmart when I was over there. Had everything I need plus it was full of right fucken weirdos for me to look at
     
  25. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I’ve seen English broads usually not a pretty sight. I banged one over here a couple times before I met my GF. She had a gorgeous place on the ocean but was a bit of a drunk. She also liked way over the top S&M. Not my thing. She was a fit marathon runner woke up 5am after being shitfaced every night to go on her runs. She wouldn’t stop calling me. Finally told her I was going to block her if she didn’t stop.
     
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