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Richard Cory
BY EDWIN ARLINGTON ROBINSON
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich—yes, richer than a king—
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.
 

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The Kiss
By Siegfried Sassoon
To these I turn, in these I trust—
Brother Lead and Sister Steel.
To his blind power I make appeal,
I guard her beauty clean from rust.

He spins and burns and loves the air,
And splits a skull to win my praise;
But up the nobly marching days
She glitters naked, cold and fair.

Sweet Sister, grant your soldier this:
That in good fury he may feel
The body where he sets his heel
Quail from your downward darting kiss.
 

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Strumpet Song
With white frost gone
And all green dreams not worth much,
After a lean day's work
Time comes round for that foul slut:
Mere bruit of her takes our street
Until every man,
Red, pale or dark,
Veers to her slouch.

Mark, I cry, that mouth
Made to do violence on,
That seamed face
Askew with blotch, dint, scar
Struck by each dour year.
Walks there not some such one man
As can spare breath
To patch with brand of love this rank grimace
Which out from black tarn, ditch and cup
Into my most chaste own eyes
Looks up.
 

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There's a certain Slant of light, (320)
BY EMILY DICKINSON
There's a certain Slant of light,
Winter Afternoons –
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of Cathedral Tunes –

Heavenly Hurt, it gives us –
We can find no scar,
But internal difference –
Where the Meanings, are –

None may teach it – Any –
'Tis the seal Despair –
An imperial affliction
Sent us of the Air –

When it comes, the Landscape listens –
Shadows – hold their breath –
When it goes, 'tis like the Distance
On the look of Death –
 

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Acquainted with the Night
BY ROBERT FROST
I have been one acquainted with the night.
I have walked out in rain—and back in rain.
I have outwalked the furthest city light.

I have looked down the saddest city lane.
I have passed by the watchman on his beat
And dropped my eyes, unwilling to explain.

I have stood still and stopped the sound of feet
When far away an interrupted cry
Came over houses from another street,

But not to call me back or say good-bye;
And further still at an unearthly height,
One luminary clock against the sky

Proclaimed the time was neither wrong nor right.
I have been one acquainted with the night.
 

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How far is it to peace, the piper sighed,
The solitary, sweating as he paused.
Asphalt the noon; the ravens, terrified,
Fled carrion thunder that percussion caused.

The envelope of earth was powder loud;
The taut wings shivered, driven at the sun.
The piper put his pipe away and bowed.
Not here, he said. I hunt the love-cool one,

The dancer with the clipped hair. Where is she?
We shook our heads, parting for him to pass.
Our lady was of no such trim degree,
And none of us had seen her face, alas.

She was the very ridges that we must scale,
Securing the rough top. And how she smiled
Was how our strength would issue. Not to fail
Was having her, gigantic, undefiled,

For homely goddess, big as the world that burned,
Grandmother and taskmistress, frild and town.
We let the stranger go; but when we turned
Our lady lived, fierce in each other's frown.
 

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A Hero
By Robert W. Service

Three times I had the lust to kill,
To clutch a throat so young and fair,
And squeeze with all my might until
No breath of being lingered there.
Three times I drove the demon out,
Though on my brow was evil sweat. . . .
And yet I know beyond a doubt
He'll get me yet, he'll get me yet.

I know I'm mad, I ought to tell
The doctors, let them care for me,
Confine me in a padded cell
And never, never set me free;
But Oh how cruel that would be!
For I am young - and comely too . . .
Yet dim my demon I can see,
And there is but one thing to do.

Three times I beat the foul fiend back;
The fourth, I know he will prevail,
And so I'll seek the railway track
And lay my head upon the rail,
And sight the dark and distant train,
And hear its thunder louder roll,
Coming to crush my cursed brain . . .
Oh God, have mercy on my soul!
 

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The Second Coming
BY WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
 

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TO A LADY VERY WELL KNOWN TO THE WHOLE TOWN

by: Voltaire (François Marie Arouet, 1694-1778)






  • HILLIS, how much the times are changed,
    Since in a hack the town you ranged,
    Since without finery or train you shone,
    Conspicuous for your charms alone;
    When though you supped on sorry fare,
    You nectar seemed with gods to share.
    You foolishly to one consigned
    Beauty which might charm all mankind:
    A desperate lover, who for life
    Engaged you when he made his wife.
    You then no treasure did inherit,
    Your beauty was your only merit,
    Your bosom charms divine displayed;
    There Cupid still an ambush laid;
    Your heart was tender, and your mind
    To youthful frolics much inclined.
    With so many charms endued,
    What woman e'er could be a prude?
    That fault, oh! beauty all divine,
    Was very far from being thine;
    Because of favors you were free,
    You were the better liked by me.
    How differently you live, grown great,
    Your life is but the farce of state;
    The hoary porter, who still plies
    At your own door, and tells such lies,
    Is a just emblem of the age,
    His very looks ill-luck presage;
    He thinks the duty of his place is
    To drive away the loves and graces.
    The tender swain's abashed, afraid
    Your pompous palace to invade.
    When you were young, to my amazement
    I've seen them enter at the casement;
    I've seen them enter every day,
    And in your chamber nimbly play.
    Not all your carpets, and your plate,
    Not all your proud parade of state,
    Those goblets which so brightly shine,
    Graved by Germain with art divine;
    Those closets nobly furnished, where
    Martin's exceeds the China ware,
    Your vases of Japan, and all
    The brittle wonders of your hall;
    Your diamond pendants which appear
    With such bright lustre at each ear;
    Your solitaires so dazzling bright,
    Your pomp which strikes the gazer's sight,
    Are worth one quarter of that bliss,
    Which once you imparted by a kiss.
 

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There once was a man from Iran

He drove around in a van

He sold fish for a pound

Something something NFL


I'll come back and finish this later
 

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These are some personal favorites of mine.

Touching Poetry by Andrew Dice Clay

Jack and Jill,

Went up the hill,
To have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Franky.



Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.



Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.



Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.



Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said "Screw him, he's only an egg!"



Mary had a little lamb,
It ran into a pylon,
Ten thousand volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon!



Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, (cuz he was gay).



Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.




Little Boy Blew.
Hey! He needed the money.
 

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China Virus
BY Hauler

'Rona 'Rona Sweet Corona
Please just pass me by
I don't want the sniffles
Nor a cough
And I'm not quite ready to die

'Rona 'Rona Sweet Corona
Leave us if you please
Back to China
From Wuhan you came
Did that motherfucker just sneeze?
 
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'Rona 'Rona Sweet Corona
Please just pass me by
I don't want the sniffles
Nor a cough
And I'm not quite ready to die

'Rona 'Rona Sweet Corona
Leave us if you please
Back to China
From Wuhan you came
Did that motherfucker just sneeze?
Veyr nice
 

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Voltaire was the Tupac of 1700

Phyllis bedroom window
Yeah I used to climb in
Now that bitch fell off
Hides behind her diamonds
 

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There once was a MoD called watcher

He was secretly a catcher



Will come back and finish this poem later