Yeah of course (that you dont need them). That isn't the point I was making. It isn't some win if you are otherwise impaired. But sober or drunk, they are only going to hurt you. Did you ever see a cop let someone go based on FSTs when they were already convinced enough to do them? Maybe. And the rest is consistent with what I thought about you--you are a cool dude.I have had arrests and prosecutions without the full FST's. I articulated in my report why I didn't do them due to it being a blizzard and the roadside conditions. I will do HGN though, that's the biggest one, the eyes don't lie.
I did it in the back of an ambulance once after a guy rolled his truck during an ice storm while he was sitting on the stretcher. I just said hey let me look at your eyes real quick, he blew a .22.
I never took someone to jail for an OUI unless they were an asshole. If I knew there was somewhere they could go that was safe where someone could watch them, I would just cut them a summons and give them a ride home or have a family member pick them up from the intox location.