General Police can’t find clit

[BJTT_Kiwi]

A woman who is on the run from police has gained a lot of attention online, but its not her crimes or her mug shot that has people talking, it's her name.

The Virginia Department of Corrections in the US uploaded a photo of the fugitive to their Facebook page and people immediately started mocking her unusual name.

"Cletorious Aretha Fry, age 34, is wanted for violating the terms and conditions of her supervised probation," the post read.

"She removed her ankle bracelet and her whereabouts are unknown."...


Criminal mocked for ridiculous name

 

[member 3289]

Sounds like @wrestling doesn't work's college life

 

[Sex Chicken]

Sounds like @wrestling doesn't work's college life

Leave me alone. I will dog walk you.

 

[Rambo John J]

clits are finnicky

 

[Robbie Hart]

That’s really bad to be named that, I forgive her criminal career and she should be allowed to do whatever she wants because she definitely got bullied and continues to get bullied because of her name.

 

[Sex Chicken]

clits are finnicky

Put this on my tombstone.

 

[member 3289]

That’s really bad to be named that, I forgive her criminal career and she should be allowed to do whatever she wants because she definitely got bullied and continues to get bullied because of her name.

 

[Wild]

Wtf are people thinking when they name some of these kids?

 

[Sex Chicken]

Wtf are people thinking when they name some of these kids?

You have a mod named Kelly Birdwatcher.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Wtf are people thinking when they name some of these kids?

Ridiculous......it’s like naming your child Vagina or Twat

 

[Jesus X]

Ridiculous......it’s like naming your child Vagina or Twat

peter johnson must have dealt with some jokes in his life.

 

[Robbie Hart]

peter johnson must have dealt with some jokes in his life.

Or in the U.K. I knew a guy named Wayne Kerr

 

[Jesus X]

Wtf are people thinking when they name some of these kids?

 

[Jesus X]

this sounds like a joke @Mix6APlix would make

 

[Sex Chicken]

 

[Rambo John J]

@Jesus X

 

[Robbie Hart]

Eaton beaver

 

[member 3289]

this sounds like a joke @Mix6APlix would make

 

[La Paix]

You have a mod named Kelly Birdwatcher.

I was abandoned while I was in that baby tanning bed for jaundice. The name has given me strength in tough times.

 

[Jesus X]

@Jesus X

jesus is definitely a weird name especially in the u.s

 

[Sex Chicken]

I was abandoned while I was in that baby tanning bed for jaundice. The name has given me strength in tough times.

I like the “Kelly “ part. I have a couple male cousins in PEI named Kelly. It’s a good east coast name. I don’t buy the Birdwatcher part. I think you might be one of those weirdo’s who walk around in a sleeveless denim vest and claim to be 1/4 Iroquois to justify all their tribal tattoos.

 

[Limpy]

 

[member 3289]

 

[Never_Rolled]

My ex wife worked with an Indian guy named (pronounced) Ah Shit.

I know of a surgeon that trained in the deep south. He would tie the tubes of poor blacks while doing C sections. They would sometimes ask him what to name their babies. Syphilis (pro. Sy Phillis) was one he use to throw out there. He is now deceased and that was in training. He went on to be an excellent surgeon in another specialty. Rip Jim