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  1. Meth Dentist

    Meth Dentist I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    I do a good bit of dumb shit. This is way up near the top.

    Cya on the other side gaybos
     
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  2. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Good luck


    Break a leg!

    You can do it!
     
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  3. sparkuri

    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    Can I have your posts?
     
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  4. Toelocku

    Toelocku Nationalist Populist

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    Make sure to use lots of lube and your chances of survival may increase
     
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  5. sparkuri

    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    Please also, don't let guns have anything to do with it OK? Kill each other with knives and bats and drive up those statistics.
     
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  6. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon YVANEHTNIOJ
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  7. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Iran is not our enemy

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  8. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    If u went and got a Malibu and coke that's crossing the line. I hope nothing bad happened tho
     
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  9. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun The Female Orgasm Is A Myth

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  10. The Boatman

    The Boatman <------=<
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    haha
    The Irony of you posting about needing attention
     
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  11. Bürgermeister of T-City

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    dibs on his STDs.
     
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  12. KWingJitsu

    KWingJitsu ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?

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    Don't go out without a cardio display.
    Run up some stairs before they kill you, or I dunno. Cardio kickbox them to death. Go out like a G with an elevated heart rate.
     
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  13. Jesus X

    Jesus X Make Tmmac Great Again

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    you got to be some kind of wimp if you chase Malibu with coke that is already a smooth AF liquor.
     
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  14. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Fuck outta here Mexican
    Only you would say shit like that
     
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  15. Jesus X

    Jesus X Make Tmmac Great Again

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    something manly?
     
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  16. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Your such a silly goose
     
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  17. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Iran is not our enemy

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    *You're*
     
  18. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    U r q cunt
     
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  19. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Iran is not our enemy

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    *a*
     
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  20. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    You dead yet, OP?


    Not that I want that.

    . Just curious.
     
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  21. The Boatman

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    He gots this
     
  22. Meth Dentist

    Meth Dentist I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Hey I'm still alive and now have a girl living here. Shoulda stayed home. Red head is now living here blah
     
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  23. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    You had better shit on her chest if she's moving in that fast.
     
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    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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