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  1. ShatsBassoon

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    As long as you don't disrespect the game
     
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  2. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Rumor has it that @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger passed @Splinty@Splinty choke test. Hence he’s given leeway about being a shithead.
     
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  4. Splinty

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    I give you leeway
    I'd have to ban you along with him...soo...
     
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  5. Splinty

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    Start was pretty weak but at least you finally ended on the right note.
     
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  6. ShatsBassoon

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    It's not gay when it's in a 3-way
    With a honey in the middle there's some leeway!
     
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  7. Splinty

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    That's what I'm saying...The area's grey... in a one, two, three-way
     
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  8. ShatsBassoon

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    Talking pubes?
     
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    Like steel wool!
     
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  13. Throwin’Knuckles

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    If we are playing Battleship I’m about to down that one little boat.. It’s all I got.
     
  14. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Just got home. Tiny waist big butt. Probly my next gf if she isn't insane

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  15. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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  16. Disciplined Galt

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    Fucking tramp stamps. Used to be with this girl that was a legit 10, but she decided a tramp stamp was the way to go.
     
  17. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Yeah I'm not a big fan of tramp stamps. My ex had the worst one ever. Idk what it even was. I'd post it but I will never put her on here. Hope u r having a good day galt
     
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  18. Throwin’Knuckles

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    I would fuck her ass with a hard dick. Just FYI bro.
     
  19. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    I had her handcuffed w ankle cuffs and a spreader bar w my belt around her neck. It was glorious
     
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    Jesus Christ dude. Be careful. Lol. I don’t get into that crazy shit. But to each their own. A spreader bar? Lol wtf is that. Lmao.
     
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  21. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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    Is your safe word "Splinty"?
    FYI- mine is.
     
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    "Splinty please pink cmnh"
     
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    That is what he screams as he cums.
     
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  25. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    It is ankle cuffs but w a long bar between then that keeps her ankles apart. U don't want a lady's ankles 2 inches apart when u tryna make sweet love nomsayn
     
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