NSFW Possibly omw to get killed

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  1. Hauler

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    Which idiot?
    Gonna need to narrow it down a bit. You're casting a pretty wide net with that term.
     
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  2. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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  3. Shang Tsong2

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    I think he's been on the meth or something
     
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  4. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Same one as always. I'm tired of different rules for different ppl. It's why I end up disappearing from here. Because eventually I will start doing the same shit and I will be removed w a quickness. I like to come here and post it helps me out. I don't need some boy who doesn't ever Wana back up his mouth stalking me and everything I post. Won't be long I will start doing same stuff and be gone. Seems to be the desired outcome
     
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  5. Inside Job

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    I think the "boy" has pornographic blackmail material on "top men"
    only thing that makes sense

    That said, don't worry about those bootlickers that are simply attention seeking to fill a hole in the soul
    Many here enjoy your posts

    I suggest you
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  6. Hauler

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    Man. I need to watch an Arnold movie soon. I miss those horrible puns.
     
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  7. Shang Tsong2

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    Horrible?


    I've asked this before, but when a script is written, how much do they have to change it once Arnold is cast to accommodate his awesome one liners?

    Because I don't think if other actors got the role they would say the same shit he does
     
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  8. Hauler

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    Yeah, Arnold can't just kill a motherfucker. He has to say something cool right before or immediately after. I'm glad that's a fad that went away, but for nostalgia's sake I like it wvery now and then in those older movies.

    Someone should clip them all together in a single video. Nothing but murder puns.
     
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  9. Shang Tsong2

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    Fuck yea

    You are in luck


    View: https://youtu.be/pDxn0Xfqkgw



    Diddnt even have to search. My phone has that much RAM it auto populate
     
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  10. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Haven't read nothing since my last post. Not tryna mess up my mood. Going over again Tonite. Wearing charcoal gray dress pants, blue Calvin Klein shirt and dark blue John Henry tie. Got ankle cuffs w spreader bar, handcuffs and ball gag. This girl is down for whatever. Almost had her talked into a shock collar.
    She passed the choke test too. First time I'm w a girl and we r fucking , I start choking her and see how tight it gets before she stops me. I don't squeeze the trachea , anyway I have noticed the girls who don't stop me til they r almost out or don't stop me at all end up being amazing in bed and stick around for awhile. This girl didn't stop me til she was almost out and even then it was a half ass attempt like "hey maybe don't kill me unless u rly want to then ok"
    Can't wait to go over there she's wearing lingerie and we taking bunch of pics. Should be sweet.
    Maybe I'll check this later if i feel like arguing
     
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  11. Inside Job

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    haha
    good times

    nobody arguing.

    we just talking about arnold's one liners
     
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    Filthy degenerate!
    I hear @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger passed the choke test with @Splinty@Splinty
     
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  13. Brian Ortega's Goon Hand

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    just ignore the people that want to argue.
    if they told you you needed a different haircut, you wouldn't give a shit.
    why do you care if they tell you that you need a different life?
    they're so desperate for attention that they don't care if all they get is animosity...
    apathy hurts more

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    Alyssa Milano looking FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEE!
     
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  16. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Man you can not disrespect the game. I'm asked a lot why u always looking to get jumped....why don't you trust ppl. ....why your hand on your gun blah blah. Soon as u think you don't have to do that shit anymore, the game reminds you that you do in fact have to keep doing it. You just never know who gona put you in some dumb shit.
     
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    I feel like I should be listening to RATM while reading this post.
     
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  18. ShatsBassoon

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    Whores On Parade!
     
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  21. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    I know thats super vague. Some things I can't post on here. I got relaxed around ppl I thought were ok and was immediately in a dangerous situation. My fault.
     
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  22. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    “Superman punch everybody and let God sort it out”. That’s my credo.
     
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    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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  25. ShatsBassoon

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    Is this like one of those choose your own adventures?

    "I know that's super vague. But my drink got roofied and I woke up with a bleeding asshole."
     
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