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  1. ShatsBassoon

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    I should've never disrespected the game.
    It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Time is a valuable thing watch it count down to the end of the day. Wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart.
    But in the end It doesn't even matter
     
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  2. RaginCajun

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  3. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Even Jordan Peterson had to get addicted to pins life sucks so bad
     
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    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    Idk if anyone else sells crack on here but I wrote 10 commandments I think all crack dealers (like me) should follow:

    1. Rule Number Uno, never let no one know
    How much dough you hold cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
    If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

    2. Number 2, never let 'em know your next move
    Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?
    Take it from your highness
    I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for their bricks and chips

    3. Number 3, never trust no-bo-dy
    Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
    She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

    4. Number 4, I know you heard this before
    Never get high on your own supply

    5. Number 5, never sell no crack where you rest at
    I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em bounce!

    6. Number 6, that goddamn credit? Dead it
    You think a crackhead paying you back, shit forget it!

    7. 7, this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely separated
    Money and blood don't mix like 2 dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit

    8. Number 8, never keep no weight on you!
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too

    9. Number 9 shoulda been Number 1 to me,
    If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
    If niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
    They be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'

    10. Number 10, a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
    'Cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow


    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, 24 years on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    She sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up

    Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up
     
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  5. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Fucking Non-Essentials

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    Don't worry, the Government is watching you, for your own good...

    View: https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw
     
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  6. Lars

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    What would you do if your son was alone crying cuz he’s hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
     
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    He was caught in the undertow. He became so numb
     
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    Become so tired, so much more aware
    By becoming this all he wants to do
    Is be more like himself and be less like you.
     
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  10. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    First of all my son wouldn't cry
    2nd of all I would take that homos money. Would be a teaching moment
    for my son as we beat that guy down as a family unit and turn his pockets inside out
    My son's first words will be "ante up!!!"
     
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  11. Lars

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    @ShatsBassoon@ShatsBassoon you ain’t the only one with a baby,
    That’s no excuse to be actin all crazy
     
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  12. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Hey didn't that guy kill himself? Good talk russ
     
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    Have you had a newborn? It's the perfect excuse to act all crazy!
     
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    That’s when @ShatsBassoon@ShatsBassoon looked me dead in the eye and said “everyday I wake up hoping to die”
     
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  15. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    Update on my long term ex. Only girl I rly cared about (lately anyway). Plan was to fuck her once, send her home and not hear from her again and go bout my life. She is now broke up w her bf and lives 45 mins away and her dude is stalking my FB so that should end great. He looks like a total tard. Looked at his FB he has either one or zero ppl liking his pics.
     
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  16. Nuk Soo Kow

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    #streetlife
     
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  17. ShatsBassoon

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    I done been through more shit, you can't even relate to
     
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  18. Lars

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    You and your sister ran away when you wuz a teenager, so your daddy couldnt rape yA
     
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  20. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy

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    Post a picture of your balls if you think you’re so tough.
     
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  21. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life
     
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  22. Too swole to control

    Too swole to control I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    It was funny to me because she used to tell me "if u don't have other girls putting hearts and wow on your pics, I don't Wana be with you cuz no one wants you" which I had/have. So it made me laugh that this guy is posting his shit in a vacuum. How do u have one person like your profile pic.
     
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    I bet it was you that like it too wasn't it, while you were Facebook stalking your exes ex.
     
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