I'm not bald, baldilocks, and I don't wear glasses. I think you just pissed in your own mouf.
Is it the “me” part that’s confusing you?I'm not bald, baldilocks, and I don't wear glasses. I think you just pissed in your own mouf.
Y’all think I’m old looking. I have good genes
If I had a dollar for every time @gangsterkathryn threw up in a dude’s mouth, I’d be a rich man
There is a hot chick buried in there somewhere
There is a hot chick buried in there somewhere
I dated a chick with a student visa right before it expired. She was hilarious, showed up in purple leopard print with a wig on. It was like when Eddie Murphy dresses up as an African on trading places. Very fun day
I just fell down a rabbit hole reading about this love triangle between this dude and these two “fat-fluencers” who post eating videos and shit. It was a clusterfuck. They were all Canadian.
I always post pictures of my dinner, you think I should fight them on paperview like Jake Paul does?I just fell down a rabbit hole reading about this love triangle between this dude and these two “fat-fluencers” who post eating videos and shit. It was a clusterfuck. They were all Canadian.
You’re the size of one of their arms.I always post pictures of my dinner, you think I should fight them on paperview like Jake Paul does?