General Prepare my diet (please)

[Limpy]

I just ate two starters, a main and am on my 6th beer today.

What dessert should I get ?

I can’t wait until you’re metabolism gets fucked. You’re gonna look like blimp.

 

[Splinty]

I just ate two starters, a main and am on my 6th beer today.

What dessert should I get ?

You already a glutton so go all out!

 

[SongExotic2]

I can’t wait until you’re metabolism gets fucked. You’re gonna look like blimp.

I had a blip before. My cousins started making fun of me so that's when I started bjj. It fell off within a month and strangely my metabolism is sort of holding up since. I am on the cusp tho of being strangely skinny and fat at the same time.

 

[Rambo John J]

I just ate two starters, a main and am on my 6th beer today.

What dessert should I get ?

blood pudding

 

[Limpy]

I had a blip before. My cousins started making fun of me so that's when I started bjj. It fell off within a month and strangely my metabolism is sort of holding up since. I am on the cusp tho of being strangely skinny and fat at the same time.

How old are you? After 30 I’d have some ice cream and I’d gain 20 pounds.

 

[SongExotic2]

How old are you? After 30 I’d have some ice cream and I’d gain 20 pounds.

32 I think. I have strong genes. My dad is almost 60 but could easily get through military boot camp and would whip me in any sort of physical test even if I was in shape

 

[Limpy]

32 I think. I have strong genes. My dad is almost 60 but could easily get through military boot camp and would whip me in any sort of physical test even if I was in shape

Well when you fat I hope you still have strong jeans.

 

[Splinty]

. I am on the cusp tho of being strangely skinny and fat at the same time.

You need a hardcore reset. Dump those fat stores and you'll feel a million times better. Plus since you're a midget, you need some abs and muscles. You're funny enough to be the fat guy, but that guy goes home alone all the time.

 

[SongExotic2]

You need a hardcore reset. Dump those fat stores and you'll feel a million times better. Plus since you're a midget, you need some abs and muscles. You're funny enough to be the fat guy, but that guy goes home alone all the time.

I like your analogy, solid efforts from a dentist. I'm not a fat guy, not yet at least! Bitches get with me because I'm handsome and have a massive Willy!

Okay?

Thanks!!

FUCK OFF!

 

[Splinty]

Bitches get with me because I'm handsome and have a massive Willy!

All that fat is gonna hide that great bone structure...and the bone.

 

[SongExotic2]

All that fat is gonna hide that great bone structure...and the bone.

 

[SongExotic2]

That's gotta be one of the best John impressions of all time

 

[Splinty]

@Splinty you are 6'3" and only weigh 190 lbs. Honest question for you, man.

Do you even lift?

I actually weigh less than that.
I have a 30-31 inch waist, despite having terrible genetics (not a natural awesome V taper).


You wear a 38 bro...

I'm a size 38.

For a 5'8" man such as yourself, that must seem gigantic.

It's okay, weve all been there. Actually I haven't. At my skinny fattest I wasn't wearing a 38 wtf.

Spoiler: Keep talking Mr 38

Artist representation of CMNH

 

[member 3289]

I actually weigh less than that.
I have a 30-31 inch waist, despite having terrible genetics (not a natural awesome V taper).


You wear a 38 bro...



It's okay, weve all been there. Actually I haven't. At my skinny fattest I wasn't wearing a 38 wtf.

Spoiler: Keep talking Mr 38

Artist representation of CMNH

It's actually a 36. I just wear a 38 bc I like loose-fitting shit.

Go drink a protein shake and hit the weight room, dork.

 

[SongExotic2]

It's actually a 36. I just wear a 38 bc I like loose-fitting shit.

Go drink a protein shake and hit the weight room, dork.

Do you buy your clothes from places that also sell action figures?

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm picturing dragon jeans

 

[Splinty]

It's actually a 36. I just wear a 38 bc I like loose-fitting shit.

Looking huge wide boi!

Why don't wear clothes that fit?? How old are you?

Go drink a protein shake and hit the weight room, dork.

If you need me to help you lose those last 35 pounds of belly fat, let me know! We can meat up in Miami and I'll even take you to buy clothes that fit you like an adult.

 

[member 3289]

Do you buy your clothes from places that also sell action figures?

 

[SongExotic2]

I went to school with a kid like him. He was a friend but had a problem about being percieved as tough. Flash in the pan. Me and him fell out one time and I didn't back down to his bullshit.

Long story short I got my ass whipped by 2 people and kicked while I was down by a third.

It was clear where my friends loyalty lie tho

 

[member 3289]

Why don't wear clothes that fit??

Cause I'm hood like that

 

[Rambo John J]

I actually weigh less than that.
I have a 30-31 inch waist, despite having terrible genetics (not a natural awesome V taper).


You wear a 38 bro...



It's okay, weve all been there. Actually I haven't. At my skinny fattest I wasn't wearing a 38 wtf.

Spoiler: Keep talking Mr 38

Artist representation of CMNH

are you really 6 3?

 

[Splinty]

are you really 6 3?

I am, but importantly I was using random numbers for the TDEE to give an example for the OP.

 

[Rambo John J]

I am, but importantly I was using random numbers for the TDEE to give an example for the OP.

Thanks...I am finally starting to believe you don't look like that avatar...that guy isn't 6 3

 

[Splinty]

Thanks...I am finally starting to believe you don't look like that avatar...that guy isn't 6 3

I assure you, that's how I look.

 

[Rambo John J]

I assure you, that's how I look.

OK I will resume being extra nice to you