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sparkuri

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"Farmboy, I am an Angel.
I will hover over you like an orchid, my lips as sweet as honey.
Gazing into my eyes is akin to nurturing your soul for eternity.
I long for your long manliness and strength to fulfill my reason for being.
Of perfect breasts there is no shortage."



Decades pass...




CHARGES
WENCH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, FOR WHORING, GETTING AND GIVING AIDS, AND CUTTING ALL THE SOLDIER'S DICKS OFF IN THEIR SLEEP.

 

Mix6APlix

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She's hot.
But not as hot as her daughter. (Dylan Penn fyi)
 

Mix6APlix

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Newp. I didn't even know she was in it. I always thought it was a real chick flick so I never bothered.
It is so not a 'chick flick'. It's a quirky funny movie you could watch with your kids that is totally awesome. One of my favorite movies ever. I think it's on Netflix.

Edit: That's not to say that chicks won't enjoy it. It's a great movie that anyone of any age can watch and enjoy.
 

silentsinger

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It is so not a 'chick flick'. It's a quirky funny movie you could watch with your kids that is totally awesome. One of my favorite movies ever. I think it's on Netflix.

Edit: That's not to say that chicks won't enjoy it. It's a great movie that anyone of any age can watch and enjoy.
It isn't : (

I'll hunt it down, it's bound to be Hulu/Primeable.
 

sparkuri

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Dylan Penn, for reference.

You hang tight while you can there princess.
You've got about 5 years before Jared Leto casts you as the sympathetic girl next door.
Then there's the rest of the movie.
The retard wins, you lose.
 

Mix6APlix

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I mean really: Who would think that adding Sean Penn's DNA to anyone who make such a hottie offspring?
 

silentsinger

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I mean really: Who would think that adding Sean Penn's DNA to anyone who make such a hottie offspring?
What?!?!?!?!
Okay he’s knocking on a bit now but he was definitely pretty kicking it still a few years back. You’re my age, you must remember.
 

sparkuri

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What?!?!?!?!
Okay he’s knocking on a bit now but he was definitely pretty kicking it still a few years back. You’re my age, you must remember.
He was reprehensible as Pac Man, I'm not sure he was breaking character either since he beat Madonna's ass on the regular.
'Course I'm not a chick & often can't fathom what one sees as "cute", but Penn has always struck me as the ultimate quasi white knight/social chameleon with liitle man syndrome .
 

silentsinger

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He was reprehensible as Pac Man, I'm not sure he was breaking character either since he beat Madonna's ass on the regular.
'Course I'm not a chick & often can't fathom what one sees as "cute", but Penn has always struck me as the ultimate quasi white knight/social chameleon with liitle man syndrome .
I get the little man syndrome bit and I've not really seen him in too much, he had me in Mystic River though.