"Farmboy, I am an Angel.
I will hover over you like an orchid, my lips as sweet as honey.
Gazing into my eyes is akin to nurturing your soul for eternity.
I long for your long manliness and strength to fulfill my reason for being.
Of perfect breasts there is no shortage."
Decades pass...
CHARGES
WENCH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, FOR WHORING, GETTING AND GIVING AIDS, AND CUTTING ALL THE SOLDIER'S DICKS OFF IN THEIR SLEEP.