General Pulls knife over loud fart

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jason73

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A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.

Citing a Broward Sheriff's Office report, the Miami Herald reports 37-year-old Shanetta Yvette Wilson passed gas while waiting in line at a Dollar General Sunday night and upset a nearby customer. The report says the offended customer and Wilson then got into an argument "in reference to the defendant farting loudly."

It says Wilson then pulled a small folding knife out of her purse and told the victim she was going to "gut" him while moving as if to attack him. Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

It's unclear if she has a lawyer.
 

Nemo?

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Sounds like she needs to worry about her guts.


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SuperPig

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based on her name i was sure she'd be an asian ---- Shanetta
I don't mean any harm but... Not only does she look like someone that I wouldn't call out for a nasty fart but she definitely looks like the type capable of farting so violently that you would muster up the courage to call her out for it.
 
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I was thinking it was in a shitty area but it's not really.

Then I was going to talk shit about dollar stores but I do shop at one from time to time because they have some items that you just can't find anywhere else.

HEATH VON DOOM @HEATH VON DOOM told me he bought all his wedding decorations at a dollar store
 

HEATH VON DOOM

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I was thinking it was in a shitty area but it's not really.

Then I was going to talk shit about dollar stores but I do shop at one from time to time because they have some items that you just can't find anywhere else.

HEATH VON DOOM @HEATH VON DOOM told me he bought all his wedding decorations at a dollar store
I got married at the courthouse fucktard. They don't let you decorate.
 

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Women who fart should be thrown in the volcano
 

Hauler

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Florida and a Dollar General.
What could go wrong?