General Ran the Border to Take Control of My Lawn.

[member 3289]

Another important part of today is that I bought my wife a can of beer at a gas station for the ride home, and the young woman at the counter asked me for ID. I am 22 years older than the legal drinking age. It was nice.

What kind of degenerate gives his wife beer in an aluminum can for an 80-minute drive?

Fucking hell, man.

 

[silentsinger]

Remember when you guys lost four straight Super Bowls?

Lulz

No, you twatface knob. I didn’t even know who they were then.
Deal for username bet first game though?

 

[member 3289]

No, you twatface knob. I didn’t even know who they were then.
Deal for username bet first game though?

Are we playing you in week 1? Where's the game being played?

 

[silentsinger]

Are we playing you in week 1? Where's the game being played?

No. But I’ll take either you winning or us winning as a bet. We’ll sort it out as to which team. There’s probably a coin toss thing online somewhere so we’re all above board. You’ll probably dick tuck before then but I’m up for it.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Her name was "Bree".

You probably should have got some rat traps for the subaru

 

[Jehannum]

Remember when you guys lost four straight Super Bowls?

Lulz

gotta be in it to win it