Translation from Danish
It's in Danish. The dude farting is a former soccer player.
Dude leaving - Godd... You're so damn disgusting. So damn disgusting... Some sauce came out too!
Lady - You're so fucking disgusting.
Fart Man - hahaha..goddamnit..ahahhahahah
Lady - Did you know beforehand it would be so long/drawn out?
Lady - Did blhrlkherlk hahahha
Fart Man - Listen.. He said it standing here and the fart was still loud/going when he was all the way over there (pointing)
Lady - ooooooh goddamnit man, you're so unbelieveable disgusting, you are! Oooh.
Fart Man - fucking hell
Lady - It's bubling up from up your waist (in the trousers)
Fart Man - This can't happen again (wiping away tears)
Lady - Nooo, keep it in damnit! It went for so long!
Lady - And "dude leaving" is just like.. "Youre so fucking disgusting!"
Lady - Oh, you're lifting a leg there again?
Fart Man - Holy crap...
Lady - Stig Tøfting, dude!
Fart Man - ... I was very suprised myself..
Camera dude/dude that left? - Holy hell, you almost pulled your back pushing that one out
Fart Man - ... I didn't know they could go on for so long!
Lady - Oooh, and you're standing there with one shoe on, this is actually so pathetic
Fart Man - Might be the reason, im kinda leaning a bit here.