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  1. Cyprus Top Team

    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Goddammit I just got a message from my program I worked on .They have signed up 2 of the smartest people I ever met ever. That program is destined for success and I'm not part of it anymore. I feel like I got dumped in a box at the side of the road. Woe be me
     
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    Song1 #WeSparta

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    I'm headed to wetherspoons shortly.............I'll let you all know what's up with the chicks there, I'm hoping for the best tbh but will be ordering a hot dog
     
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    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    We have a disaster team headed up to pitch in.
     
  4. Cyprus Top Team

    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Ur gay village isn't cool enough to have a wetherspoons
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Who invented guide dogs? How did they figure that one out?
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Song1 #WeSparta

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    Wut
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    I'm in route to Leicester. @silentsinger@silentsinger 's husband paid me 100k to bring her back home. This will be my first time in England. Unfortunately there's no time for any slap and tickle or the old in-out-in-out. Business only. I get paid double if I return her safely by Saturday. 33% chance I find a corpse.
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Did he give you half up front? If he did its probably worth just pocketing it and letting throb eat her. At least then she won't keep shitting up my threads and you still get a Payday
     
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    Yup. I also plan to steal @Song1@Song1 's big book of jokes. Without it he might be forced to return to being the sweet old man he was when he first started posting on this forum.
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    I picture it with a weird metal medallion on the front like the never ending story
     
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    caught a pic of someone doing the walk of shame from @Galt@Galt's apartment


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  17. Galt

    Galt Fights For Dogs
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    My shins do cut. Like a rabbi.
     
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    Nice work galtopher!
     
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    Throbbit! Ye cunt! Am stuck at the pub and they just started karaoke. All my work friends tease me for coming in here, it's basically the jeremy Kyle pub of derby, it's that one where the barlady told me about the time the murderer came in


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    Song1 #WeSparta

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    Does that chick want me to tap that ass?
     
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    gangsterkathryn See you next Tuesday.

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    How are you stuck?
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Missed bus. Gotta wait 25 minutes for next one
     
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    Cyprus Top Team Corey, Trevor! Smokes! Let's go!
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    Dude they are horrors.

    They would get thier own door in a cabin in the woods
     
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    Song1 #WeSparta

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    So, they’re single women?
     
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    since we're talking 90210 in the other thread you should fire up a Ray Pruitt song for karaoke, try this one


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QGJE94iOM
     
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