How have you not written this off already, numbnuts?
Someone sold him two nurofen and he thinks he's shed faced.
How have you not written this off already, numbnuts?
Did you have a stroke?Someone sold him two nurofen and he thinks he's shed faced.
Went through my mum’s jewellery today. It felt like I was being a vulture. I’m never going to wear any of it and my step dad knows I won’t ever sell it but most of it was in my family before we even knew who he was so of course I have to have it.
Generations of stuff. Not expensive, just heirlooms which will sit in my drawer for years now till I leave them to someone else.
Did you have a stroke?
Some of it is beautiful but 1) gold isn’t really my thing and 2) I would be too shit scared being I’m such a clumsy twat that I’d lose itIt retains her life force as long it reminds you of her.
Some of it is beautiful but 1) gold isn’t really my thing and 2) I would be too shit scared being I’m such a clumsy twat that I’d lose it
I am going to pretend you did this like Papa Lazaro with all the rings hahaLet me look after it for you.
When we get married you can where it then
I'll check your bank acc online if you PM me ur login infoFucken bank cards ain't working.
First time in Belgium.
Neither at the tanning salon not the store across the street, cunt machines won't take my cards. Or maybe I spent all my money
Fuck you @actionfanboyI'll check your bank acc online if you PM me ur login info
I understood the first part, fuck you too @Shang Tmong2Fuck you @actionfanboy
The fuck you doing at a tanning salon?Fucken bank cards ain't working.
First time in Belgium.
Neither at the tanning salon not the store across the street, cunt machines won't take my cards. Or maybe I spent all my money
he's got legit abseiling skillsGot damn there's a dog in here
I have some weird skin thing. When the climate changes, for instance sunny to rainy, it fucks my complection up. I go all blotchy. I dont tan to go brown, like a Mexican, I do it to restore balance.The fuck you doing at a tanning salon?
You might be pregnant.I have some weird skin thing. When the climate changes, for instance sunny to rainy, it fucks my complection up. I go all blotchy. I dont tan to go brown, like a Mexican, I do it to restore balance.
That probably sounds crazy but it is what I've figured out so far
Well it's gonna be half cast because one dude was black and one was whiteYou might be pregnant.