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Robbie Hart

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Feb 13, 2015
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Ok, I know that it's old but damn, how can a movie be so ridiculous, I'm going to start drinking now so maybe this will get better.......why am I watching it? Like a car crash.



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Lamont Cranston

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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Robbie Hart;n29176 said:
Ok, I know that it's old but damn, how can a movie be so ridiculous, I'm going to start drinking now so maybe this will get better.......why am I watching it? Like a car crash.

You go to hell! You go to hell and die!
 

ECC170

Monster's 11,ATM 2,Parlay Challenge,Hero GP Champ
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Jan 23, 2015
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Pshhh..if you are bout to bang a girl the last thing you'd want is for her hit you with the Dalton line.."I thought you'd be bigger"
 

Wild

Zi Nazi
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Dec 31, 2014
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Ok, Robbie Hart has completely shit the bed with this one, and made the entire fucking community look bad. Nobody talks about Dalton and Brad Wesley like this without serious repercussion. Should we ban this guy or what?
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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I Wild Each It;n29246 said:
Ok, Robbie Hart has completely shit the bed with this one, and made the entire fucking community look bad. Nobody talks about Dalton and Brad Wesley like this without serious repercussion. Should we ban this guy or what?

Follow rule three IWEI, he's so young.

Dalton:
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
 

ECC170

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Jan 23, 2015
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I Wild Each It;n29246 said:
Ok, Robbie Hart has completely shit the bed with this one, and made the entire fucking community look bad. Nobody talks about Dalton and Brad Wesley like this without serious repercussion. Should we ban this guy or what?
No we should hold him down and put Road house on a 24 hour loop and make him watch it till his eyes bleed..them make him apologize to Swayze via Ouija board...
 

seekntruth

#keepladyhands
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I Wild Each It;n29246 said:
Ok, Robbie Hart has completely shit the bed with this one, and made the entire fucking community look bad. Nobody talks about Dalton and Brad Wesley like this without serious repercussion. Should we ban this guy or what?
 

seekntruth

#keepladyhands
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I sucked Stillmatics WOODley;n29255 said:
Follow rule three IWEI, he's so young.

Dalton:
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
Dalton also said,

"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."



This thread might qualify for one of those times.
 

ECC170

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We are the coolers aka Wilds minions
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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seekntruth;n29270 said:
Dalton also said,

"I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice."



This thread might qualify for one of those times.
Deep bro....
Dalton: People who want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse, and we've got entirely too many troublemakers here..Too many uhh, 40 year old adolescents, felons, power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry...It's going to change. Hank: Yeah, that sure sounds great...but a lot of the guys who come in here we can't handle one-on-one, even two-on-one. Dalton: Don't worry about it; all you have to do is follow 3 simple rules: One, never underestimate your opponent..expect the unexpected; Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary; and Three...be nice. Hank: [Incredulously] Come on!! Dalton: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker I want you to be nice Hank: [With resignation] Ok Dalton: Ask him to walk, be nice, if he won't walk, walk him, but be nice, If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you and you will both be nice...I want you to remember, that it's the job, it's nothing personal. Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal? Dalton: No, it's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response Steve: What if somebody calls my Mama a whore? Dalton: Is she? [everybody snickers] Dalton: I want you to be nice.. until it's time..to not be nice Bouncer: So, uh, how are we supposed to know when that is? Dalton: You won't..I'll let you know...You are the bouncers I am the Cooler; All you have to do is watch my back and each others....and take out the trash!
 

D241

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Jan 14, 2015
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I never realized until now, that roadhouse could easily have been called roundhouse.

anyone else ever thought of this? am I slow for just now thinking of it? The latter unfortunately.
 

ECC170

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D241;n29328 said:
I never realized until now, that roadhouse could easily have been called roundhouse.

anyone else ever thought of this? am I slow for just now thinking of it? The latter unfortunately.
Peter Griffin also embraced the round house in the Road house episode of family guy...he threw round houses over and over lol
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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Whos it gonna be?

The sweet pretty doctor who will have your back?





 

La Paix

Fuck this place
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Or the hot bar skank who will surely blow your crew while you go get the next round?



 

Wild

Zi Nazi
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Dec 31, 2014
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^^^ The doctor for sure. She was sexy as hell son!

And Robbie Hart needs to come back here, explain why he would make such a critical mistake in his early tenure here, and extend an olive branch to each and every Road House fan here. Meanwhile, we all need to brainstorm about the penalty he should pay for such a careless act.