Royal Rumble 2019: Official Thread

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Listen up, you fucks. It's everyone's favorite event this Sunday. Anyone whom posts in this thread will be assigned a number based on the order in which they posted. Ie: Poster 2 gets spot #2, poster 3 gets spot #3 and so on. Only your first post counts, so posting multiple times doesn't increase your chances of winning. that being said, there are 30 spots in the Rumble so there are up to 30 spots. BUT if we don't get 30 participants, you'll inherit the same number the next time around. Ie: If we have 10 participants, and you're #1, you'll also be # 11 and #21.

If your entrant wins, you'll get some sort of prize to be determined.

The fine print: You need to check in by posting "In" (gifs accepted) before the event starts and, because this is a lazy attempt to make sure we have a kickass live thread for the Rumble, you also need to post during the live Royal Rumble thread.

Any questions, let me know.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

@ShakaSway @Bozy @FrankieNYC @HEATH VON DOOM @IschKabibble @MMAHAWK @Song4 @Truck Party @Rambo John J @MoomBah

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

I'm in even though I cancelled my subscription and will have to watch vicariously through you guys.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

I'm in even though I cancelled my subscription and will have to watch vicariously through you guys.

There must be somewhere to *ahem* completely legally stream it.

 

[Bozy]

I'm so in.

 

[FrankieNYC]

In

PS ... I never was alerted you tagged me
Did you add tags after you posted? if so, most boards won't alert

 

[Bozy]

I'm working 2 jobs now and I happen to be off for the Rumble. I'm really excited

 

[Bozy]

In

PS ... I never was alerted you tagged me
Did you add tags after you posted? if so, most boards won't alert

I for one am bad to do this.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

PS ... I never was alerted you tagged me
Did you add tags after you posted? if so, most boards won't alert

I didn't, but I did add a fuck ton. I think over a certain amount the tagging system gets confused.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

@ShakaSway @MMAHAWK @MoomBah

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

@IschKabibble @Song4 @BirdWatcher

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

@Truck Party @Rambo John J

 

[Rambo John J]

@Truck Party @Rambo John J

lol
that would be a boxing thread call

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

lol
that would be a boxing thread call

No one watches boxing anymore, bro.

 

[La Paix]

@IschKabibble @Song4 @BirdWatcher

Kinda in the middle of something bud, what's up?

 

[ShakaSway]

Inskies

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Kinda in the middle of something bud, what's up?

You say "In" and I assign you a number for the Rumble. If your number is the winner you get a prize providing you post at some point during the event.

 

[La Paix]

You say "In" and I assign you a number for the Rumble. If your number is the winner you get a prize providing you post at some point during the event.

Can I dress up as the person my number represents?

 

[La Paix]

@wrestling doesn't work hey man here's a game that requires no skill. Just thought you may want a shot to win at something. @Enock-O-lypse Now! this is your thing too eh?

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

In.


I pick Doink the Clown to win.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

Can I dress up as the person my number represents?

You can try. It's a tough move though seeing as you don't know who your person is until they walk out to the ring.

 

[BeardOfKnowledge]

In.


I pick Doink the Clown to win.

I believe he's going by @MC Gusto nowadays.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

I believe he's going by @MC Gusto nowadays.

I think your getting Doink and Dink mixed up.

 

[La Paix]

You can try. It's a tough move though seeing as you don't know who your person is until they walk out to the ring.

Only outfit I have is a Mountie uniform, hoping I can get some more use out of it.

 

[ShakaSway]

I remember when WWE had the Rumble that was all about the numbers. They said entry number 17 is the lucky number. Luckily, this means they aren’t that creative at thinking about it. At numero 7 in this thread. So if 3 other people don’t join, (which they might have and my time writing this will be wasted), my odds are great.

When most people do a multiple entry competition, everyone has an equal percent-.., percents chance at winning. But I got lucky number 17’s streak. So I have a 50% chance at winning no matter what.

And if Kurt Angle joins, all your guys’odds of winning, drastically go down!

Kurt Angle knows he can’t win the Rumble and be number 17, so he isn’t even gonna try.