Royal Rumble 2019: Official Thread

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ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
Oct 18, 2015
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Pearl Harbored?QUOTE]
Just someone sneak atfacking someone. Think one of those vague wrestling terms I just picked up.

Hilariously, the Rock writes in his book how he got Pearl Harbored by a guy and his 25 friends in grade school.

He also writes how he beat the captain of the high school wrestling team with no training.

My point of course, is what a hilarious piece of fiction his autobiography is.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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Well, the captain of the high school wrestling team might have been like a 125er and he was 6.3, 195 in high school.
 

Bozy

OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?
Feb 22, 2015
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Too much makeup on these girls. Charlotte tonight was as bad as orange Becky last night. Now Liv?
 

ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
Oct 18, 2015
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Well, the captain of the high school wrestling team might have been like a 125er and he was 6.3, 195 in high school.
Would make sense him going after a smaller person. His book also speaks of when he choked a girl for jokingly saying “fuck you” to his dad. Goes into minor detail about it, too. I guess its not the best work of fiction in hindsight.
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
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The maintenance guy in my shitty bed bug infested drug den of an apartment complex is a trannie named Mandy. He gave me two cans of bug spray to deal with the bug situation. What a lady.
 

ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
Oct 18, 2015
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She can ya goof. But maybe limit the amount of Bondo the body shop uses. She's gorgeous. No need In covering it up.
I agree with this. When she was on Tough Enough was dialed back. Quite gorgeous.

Now someone tell Paige to unplump her lips
 

ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
Oct 18, 2015
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The recycle symbol in place of the O in Rowan’s titantron is a great touch.
 

FrankieNYC

"My balls was hot!"
Aug 13, 2017
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That Mandy backstage thing was horrible
Kayla was standing on a box and afraid to move and Mandy needs an acting 101 class
 

ShakaSway

The Unintentional Voice of Reason
Oct 18, 2015
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Of course Jeff Hardy would be summoned by that belt as a passive
 

Bozy

OOHH YOU DIDNT KNOW!?
Feb 22, 2015
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Best moment of 2019 is 6'8 Erik Rowan scurrying away behind Daniel Bryan like a little mouse haha