Cinema Ryan Reynolds Is Reimagining Home Alone As A Stoner Movie

[Super Dave]

Ryan Reynolds is producing an R rated version of Home Alone.

I wish I was making this up.

"Stoned Alone is reminiscent of that hallowed comedy classic. It centers around a twenty-something weed growing loser who misses the plane for his holiday ski trip. He makes the best of things by getting high. Paranoia sets in and he believes he hears someone break into his house. Turns out thieves have broken in. Fully stoned and fueled by paranoia, he tries to thwart the thieves and defend his castle."

 

[Super Dave]

Ryan Reynolds At Center Of ‘Home Alone’ Revise; Augustine Frizzell To Helm R Comedy ‘Stoned Alone’

 

[Splinty]

Kevin!!!!

 

[RaginCajun]

 

[silentsinger]

Everything RR does is gold, I'm well up for it.

 

[silentsinger]

Bang up for this.

 

[SongExotic2]

He got to do who knows what to Mila Kunis

 

[Nemo?]

He got to do who knows what to Mila Kunis

Everything.....everything.

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Its no Van Wilder but I will still watch

 

[SongExotic2]

Its no Van Wilder but I will still watch

Yea he fucked them vampires up

 

[Super Dave]

Everything.....everything.

 

[member 3289]

All the stoners are gonna talk about what a box office smash this is gonna be, only for 95% of them to get high and forget to go

 

[silentsinger]

All the stoners are gonna talk about what a box office smash this is gonna be, only for 95% of them to get high and forget to go

They've got one over on me. I get there, buy the ticket then fall asleep before the trailers have finished a lot of the time.

 

[Jesus X]

if they can fit in white castle or in n out in this movie I'm in.

 

[Dick Niaz]

If he doesn’t get Macaulay Culkin to do a cameo, this movie is a failure

 

[1372]

I don't care what happens I just love the fucker...Total Homo

 

[silentsinger]

I don't care what happens I just love the fucker...Total Homo

Quite the opposite, he’s a man’s man funny fucker. You’re allowed to like him.

Everyone panned his vampire flick but it was the best of all 3 imo. He’s hilarious.

 

[Bozy]

If he doesn’t get Macaulay Culkin to do a cameo, this movie is a failure

Marv and Harry have to be in it as well. Hanging out in the police station. Plumbers or whatever.

 

[Super Dave]

All the stoners are gonna talk about what a box office smash this is gonna be, only for 95% of them to get high and forget to go

Any Seth Rogen movie says otherwise.

Plus Deadpool fans will go see it.

 

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Any Seth Rogen movie says otherwise.

Plus Deadpool fans will go see it.

Huge Deapool twat here, but I loved RR ay before then. He's a funny MFer, I know the obvious attraction but I even bought DVDs of @ Guys, a Girls and a Pizza Place I've liked him for so long.

 

[member 3289]

Any Seth Rogen movie says otherwise.

Plus Deadpool fans will go see it.

"Yoooooo, dude, that Home Alone remake tonight is gonna be totally awesome."

(6 months later)

"Hey bro, did you hear about that Home Alone remake?"

 

[Super Dave]

Quite the opposite, he’s a man’s man funny fucker. You’re allowed to like him.

Everyone panned his vampire flick but it was the best of all 3 imo. He’s hilarious.

Green Lantern and Blade Trinity were awful

 

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Green Lantern and Blade Trinity were awful

I agree about Green Lantern but Blade Trinity was entertaining as hell, I don't get the hate. Is it because he was so damned hot in it?