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1. NFL - Cleveland Browns

  • Super Bowls - 0 (they won the NFL championship in 1964, two years before the start of the Super Bowl era.
  • Last playoff appearance - 2002
  • TWO WINNING SEASONS SINCE 1999

2. NBA - Sacramento Kings

  • Last NBA Championship - 1951
  • Last Division Title - 2003

3. MLB - Cleveland Indians

  • Last World Series win - 1948
  • Always seem to have the worst luck, even when they have a decent team

4. NHL - Toronto Maple Leafs

  • Last Stanley Cup - 1966
  • Last time advancing past first round of playoffs - 2004
  • Highest-paid offense in the league
  • Games always sell out (pre-covid), very passionate fanbase
  • Have the best American hockey player on their team (Auston Matthews)
  • Toronto = by far the largest city in Canada
  • Hockey = by far the most popular sport in Canada
  • Idk what's sadder about the Leafs, the team or their loser fans.


Feel free to add any teams/sports I haven't mentioned.
 

MMAHAWK

Real Gs come from California.America Muthafucker
Feb 5, 2015
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The LA Clippers would have to go undefeated for over 9 years (82 games a year) to reach an all time .500 record.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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The Washington Generals.
They have an all time record of something like 6-14,000

That's pretty fucking bad.
 

NotBanjaxo

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Nov 16, 2019
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1. NFL - Cleveland Browns

  • Super Bowls - 0 (they won the NFL championship in 1964, two years before the start of the Super Bowl era.
  • Last playoff appearance - 2002
  • TWO WINNING SEASONS SINCE 1999

2. NBA - Sacramento Kings

  • Last NBA Championship - 1951
  • Last Division Title - 2003

3. MLB - Cleveland Indians

  • Last World Series win - 1948
  • Always seem to have the worst luck, even when they have a decent team

4. NHL - Toronto Maple Leafs

  • Last Stanley Cup - 1966
  • Last time advancing past first round of playoffs - 2004
  • Highest-paid offense in the league
  • Games always sell out (pre-covid), very passionate fanbase
  • Have the best American hockey player on their team (Auston Matthews)
  • Toronto = by far the largest city in Canada
  • Hockey = by far the most popular sport in Canada
  • Idk what's sadder about the Leafs, the team or their loser fans.


Feel free to add any teams/sports I haven't mentioned.
It must suck to be a sports fan in Cleveland.

Do they have a team in any sport that actually wins stuff?
 

NotBanjaxo

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If we were to judge purely by looking at the team's fans, I say the Raiders.

They look like a bunch of sad rejects from a Kiss concert.





 

NotBanjaxo

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Being a Detroit Lions fan is fuckin’ rough.
Even in our glory years we managed one playoff victory.



fuck you Mark Rypien
True, but you got to see Barry Sanders play in your team's colours, which must be some consolation. Some of his highlight reel plays made me laugh out loud at his sheer audacity and athletic talent. I've never seen anyone run, stop dead and accelerate to top speed again in such a short time. He made great defenders look like chumps sometimes. For me, the greatest runner in NFL history.
 

Sex Chicken

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Sep 8, 2015
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Miami Dolphins - An absolute joke of a franchise. Year in and year out one of the worst teams in the league.

They have the worst fans in sports. Watch a game on tv... an entire stadium full of sun burnt incels, and buck toothed whores with horrible boob jobs.

They have been so horrible for so long that every year they throw a ticker tape parade for a group of geriatric cucks who had a perfect season 50 years ago.

My dream is to see the surviving members of the 1972 Dolphins, sitting around a table at a Denny’s and to go around the table, spitting in each of their faces, one by one.

This is their God...
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A pube headed cuck who has never been in the same room as a trophy.
Dan Marino is a fucking goof.

I have a long standing policy of fighting, on sight, anyone wearing a Miami Dolphins jersey. I am 438-0.
 
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ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Being a Detroit Lions fan is fuckin’ rough.
Even in our glory years we managed one playoff victory.



fuck you Mark Rypien
Has to suck to be a lions fan when you always get blatantly raped by the refs.
That game against green bay last year was brutal. Refs gave that game to the packers and couldn't have made it any more obvious.
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
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Wow. This site has 2 fans of one of the worst franchises in the history of the sport?
are you reffering to the raiders? their overall win percentage is only slightly higher and in the last 20 years chargers have had more winning seasons we do bad in the play offs because we have a shitty owner dean spanos and the one year we could of made a superbowl run we had the patriots cheating to the superbowl might have been more than one year.