Discussion in 'Cageside - MMA Discussion' started by D-raw, Mar 16, 2019 at 3:24 AM.
claps when the plane lands.
who plays Contra without using the cheat code.
sincerely tells you that this is a great thread and he would read it again
...handicapped dolphins would come to swim with him
when he goes to church to confess his sins (of which there are none), he would make a minor thing or two up, just so that the priest can feel better about himself.
Sage would have no issue taking the middle seat in a single cab and skiing down the freeway. And god would say its ok.
...puts a toilet seat cover on for the next guy.
He’s the type of guy you Homos fantasize about.
...cuts off his own pinky finger for the kidnappers to send to his parents.
and tells them to send it C.O.D.
is a guy who does a bunch of awesome flips and jumps on his bike. seriously, you should try bmx
...sends you a thank you card for coming to his birthday party.
...still sends his ex-girlfriend's family a card for christmas
...subdues a burglar but then goes to visit him in prison
...picks up your phone for you outside of LIV after Conor throws it down.
...is out there, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
Shows lots of Mercy.
Not a cobra Kai
Fuck imagine if he was cobra Kai tho.
He would be invincible
...tells USADA he hasn't seen you
even though he knows you're under the Octagon doing lines of coke and shooting picograms of Tbol.
...checks himself into rehab after a week long chocolate milk bender.
that cleans the mats on days he doesnt train
Sage is the type of guy who needs lots of Band-Aids, because he's always cut.
...when watching legally purchases a UFC PPV
...waits for you half an hour in the car with the seatbelt already fastened
...comes over to your house and eats all your expired food, just so you don't feel bad about wasting it.