Sage Northcutt is the type of guy who

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  1. D-raw

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    claps when the plane lands.
     
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  2. D-raw

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    who plays Contra without using the cheat code.
     
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    sincerely tells you that this is a great thread and he would read it again
     
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    FrankieNYC "My balls was hot!"

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    ...handicapped dolphins would come to swim with him
     
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    when he goes to church to confess his sins (of which there are none), he would make a minor thing or two up, just so that the priest can feel better about himself.
     
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    Sage would have no issue taking the middle seat in a single cab and skiing down the freeway. And god would say its ok.
     
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    ...puts a toilet seat cover on for the next guy.
     
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    He’s the type of guy you Homos fantasize about.
     
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    ...cuts off his own pinky finger for the kidnappers to send to his parents.


    and tells them to send it C.O.D.
     
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    is a guy who does a bunch of awesome flips and jumps on his bike. seriously, you should try bmx
     
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    ...sends you a thank you card for coming to his birthday party.
     
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    ...still sends his ex-girlfriend's family a card for christmas
     
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    ...subdues a burglar but then goes to visit him in prison
     
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    ...picks up your phone for you outside of LIV after Conor throws it down.
     
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    ...is out there, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
     
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    Strikes second

    Strikes limp

    Shows lots of Mercy.



    Not a cobra Kai
     
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    Fuck imagine if he was cobra Kai tho.

    He would be invincible
     
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    ...tells USADA he hasn't seen you

    even though he knows you're under the Octagon doing lines of coke and shooting picograms of Tbol.
     
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    ...checks himself into rehab after a week long chocolate milk bender.
     
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    that cleans the mats on days he doesnt train
     
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    Sage is the type of guy who needs lots of Band-Aids, because he's always cut.


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    ...when watching legally purchases a UFC PPV
     
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    ...waits for you half an hour in the car with the seatbelt already fastened
     
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    ...comes over to your house and eats all your expired food, just so you don't feel bad about wasting it.
     
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