Satan’s Son gets KO’d

Discussion in 'Cageside - MMA Discussion' started by Sex Chicken, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. Sex Chicken

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  2. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger King beyond the Wall

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    I will never understand why a man gets that close to someone if he has no intention of actually fighting
     
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    Maybe he had expected a curtsy and bow to make things official?
     
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  4. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    guy shoulda let him finish his sentence

    "Dude, I'm about to .... lay down right here and nap it out."
     
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  5. Sex Chicken

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    Guy clearly doesn’t want to fight so he launched into a routine he’s practiced in the bathroom mirror for emergencies.
     
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  6. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    woulda worked if he had his nunchukas.
     
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  7. NHBStriker

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    I see a lot of myself in that guy. Including the getting knocked out part.
     
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  8. Bones Nose

    Bones Nose #NeverBeenPinked

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    Guys are so dumb getting that close. If were that close its cause im gonna clinch/grapple. Anyone gets into striking range during an arguement im hitting them. I got long reach and like to counter. So someone walking into a straight right has been my bread and butter. These guys are rookies

    Also it seem like black guys swing first/sucker punch at a abnormally high rate
     
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  9. Outlaw Shit

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    distance...keep it

    Satan's son lol
     
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  10. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    NHBStriker IRL?

     
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    I’m with you on the black guys swing first/sucker punch part from random videos I’ve seen all over the Internet...

    ... but this ain’t the right video to call that out on. When some dude is in your grill claiming to be the Son of Satan, well...
     
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  12. Buff Bagginz

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    say it to my face fucker not online and see what happens
     
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    We trained to kill or be killed. Also comes from our early child hood
    of dodging shoes and kitchen appliances hurled at us by our moms and
    on top of that the police beatings instill a fight or flight trigger inside us
    by the time we are age 12

    Guard ya Grill and Protect Ya Neck


    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kds-3f_uSqg
     
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  14. Bones Nose

    Bones Nose #NeverBeenPinked

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    Exactly. Only difference is i would have hit him soon as he was close enough.

    I highly value my personal space
     
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    He’s gonna have a head ache
     
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    Maybe he was looking for a hug, like you gave @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart .
     
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    The legendary boomerang shoe as we called it growing up.

    Natural head movement champ...we got it.


     
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    @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart squealed like a bitch and visibly recoiled when I shook his hand
     
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