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Splinty

Shake 'em off
Admin
Dec 31, 2014
44,116
91,095
Saved the best for last. Thank you Secret Santa.

Even though I know you won't listen, I must advise you not to stick that in your butt. The ends are not flared and you run the risk of getting it stuck in there. Not to say anything of the lack of comfort and pleasure pen nunchucks would give. That said I know you won't listen and I expect a thread about your future ER visit.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
Big thanks to my secret santa, I fucking love meat!





Sticker looks great on my other fridge.






Thanks again to whoever :)
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
Looks like my santa was feeling generous this year. Package two is a hit!

Porn air fresheners
A Tapout body spray
Book on Pikes Peak
Snowboarding socks
Toque
Cinnamon bun
Hot sauce
Floss

Very thoughtful person who is from Colorado, thank you very much.


 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,547
56,268
Looks like my santa was feeling generous this year. Package two is a hit!

Porn air fresheners
A Tapout body spray
Book on Pikes Peak
Snowboarding socks
Toque
Cinnamon bun
Hot sauce
Floss

Very thoughtful person who is from Colorado, thank you very much.


That appears to be the unemployment starter kit.
 

Big Dummy

Cream of the Crop
Dec 15, 2018
8,319
12,755
Looks like my santa was feeling generous this year. Package two is a hit!

Porn air fresheners
A Tapout body spray
Book on Pikes Peak
Snowboarding socks
Toque
Cinnamon bun
Hot sauce
Floss

Very thoughtful person who is from Colorado, thank you very much.


I forgot that I put that body spray in there, it was like a 1.49 on the clearance rack at Walmart. It’s brutal.
I don’t know if Canadians have sauce drawers, but if you do, I wanted to add to it. I’m not sure if I mentioned it in the letter but it would’ve been there sooner had I not eaten the original cinnamon roll I got you and that Meat shirt is from a BBQ around where I grew up in Lansing, Michigan. Anyways, glad you like it, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


Did you see the melkers on #5?