@Big Dummy, your Santa can't find you.
this is me, helping.
He's a bloody nightmare to find.
@Big Dummy, your Santa can't find you.
this is me, helping.
let your Santa in on your likes/dislikes, shoe size, fleshlight color preference, etc
Get this boy some Tannerite Santa clauseI'm open to anything for a gift. No Flea medication as I am up to date on my Frontline Plus ™.
I want who ever gets me to have fun with it.
Anything from anyone on here will be special to me.
I'm already making a blueprint of the best place to bury it!
What’s sad, is there are actually people who think like this. People so dumb, that they think a government agency doesn’t already have access to everything about them.Santa clause aint even real, yall giving out your address to the fbi
you dont even know what i think like, i am the government sonWhat’s sad, is there are actually people who think like this. People so dumb, that they think a government agency doesn’t already have access to everything about them.
You’re in the wrong thread for that.you dont even know what i think like, i am the government son
Santa already knows you want double ended dildo.You’re in the wrong thread for that.
This thread is to talk about what I want my secret Santa to stuff in my stocking.
Double ended? No, no, no. I only need one end. I’m a guy.Santa already knows you want double ended dildo.
Youre supposed to bend so you can stuff both ends in, but i guess youre an ole fahion one enderDouble ended? No, no, no. I only need one end. I’m a guy.
edit: and I don’t have anyone to share with. That second end wouldn’t get much use.
Nah. You're good.gonna delete this browser so it takes my login with it, i need a breathalizer device to check how much i drank before i go online
it's a spare for when you wear out one end on Saturday...that way you don't have to go to the smut store on Sunday.Double ended? No, no, no. I only need one end. I’m a guy.
edit: and I don’t have anyone to share with. That second end wouldn’t get much use.
CrossFit? Someone get this cunt a Morris dancing outfit so he can have a less gay hobby.Some info to make shopping a bit easier.
Shirts and Hoodies usually XL (I started Xfit and the powerlifting has got me swelling up)
Hats need to be large
Sports team I support are the Vegas Golden Knights but like any college/Uni team apparel that has good colours or logo
My main hobbies are Crossfit, fly fishing, mountain biking and cycling, snowboarding, Xbox
Things I enjoy are good food and coffee, don’t drink but smoke weed, things that are unique to someone’s area, the odd puzzle and Sci-fi book/movie.
For your troubles
I don’t deserve this kind of hostility.CrossFit? Someone get this cunt a Morris dancing outfit so he can have a less gay hobby.
don't sell yourself short, you'll be there soon.I don’t deserve this kind of hostility.