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Sex Chicken

The Abbotsford Canucks Suck.
Sep 8, 2015
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...but I drew 2 mega choads that lived thousands of miles away.
Albeit perfect for avoiding personal contact, it’s not exactly optimal for shipping.
Yeah Christmas wouldn’t have been the same without that $5 Olive Garden gift card.
 
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Filthy

Bad. Like Jesse James
Jun 28, 2016
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Yeah it would have really thrown a wet blanket on my Christmas if I hadn’t gotten that $5 Olive Garden gift card.
c2001 I was buying my first house, went to the realtor's office to sign some paperwork.

As I'm walking up to the office, a female realtor gets out of a nice, big BMW. She's walking to the office in the other car aisle in front of me, and a dapper young male realtor is walking out.

"Hey HerName! How was the date last night"
She throws her head back "We went to Olive Garden..."
"ohhhhh <jazz hands>...<smirk> Did he have a coupon?"

I bust out, they look, we all laugh...
 

JakePaulsBeard

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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c2001 I was buying my first house, went to the realtor's office to sign some paperwork.

As I'm walking up to the office, a female realtor gets out of a nice, big BMW. She's walking to the office in the other car aisle in front of me, and a dapper young male realtor is walking out.

"Hey HerName! How was the date last night"
She throws her head back "We went to Olive Garden..."
"ohhhhh <jazz hands>...<smirk> Did he have a coupon?"

I bust out, they look, we all laugh...
Male realtor clearly cock blocking OG guy.
 

Splinty

Shake 'em off
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Dec 31, 2014
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received info from Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken

Splinty @Splinty - why can't I edit OP? I'd like to update the title, too - let people know I need their info

thx

xoxo

You should be able to edit title.
Post edits lock in after a period of time because people were editing them to change meaning of threads and start shit in the past. It used to be unlimited.